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Friday, Sept. 6, 6:03 PM EST

Phoebe Thunderman has added Max Thunderman to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Henry Hart to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Charlotte Page-Bolton to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Jasper Dunlop to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Ciara to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Arc to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Prudence to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman has added Warwick to the conversation.

Phoebe Thunderman renamed the chat: Swellview HS GSA

Phoebe: Hey everyone! It’s Phoebe, I hope you remember me from the GSA meeting we had after school yesterday. I thought it would be a good idea for us to have a place where we could chat, ask questions, and plan meetings!

Jasper: HELLO FELLOW QUEERS

Jasper: Its Jasper btw

Jasper: Dunlop

Ciara: hey!!

Henry: whats up fuckers 

Charlotte: Watch your language, Kid Stupid

Henry: What, pray tell, are all of you fucking fuckers doing as of this current moment?

Charlotte: Not what I meant but still better than your English paper

Henry: RUDE

Phoebe: Okay so everyone please send your names, grade, pronouns, sexuality, and any cool facts about yourself!

Phoebe: I’m Phoebe obviously, I’m a junior, my pronouns are she/her and I’m pan, and I have photographic memory!

Max: what’s up, i’m max, i’m 17 and i never fucking learned how to read

Phoebe: Max

Max: technically it’s kind of true

Ciara: wdym?

Max: Link: Youtube - “Bella Thorne, The Time I Found Out I Have Dyslexia”

Ciara: ohhhhh

Max: but i’m he/him, bi, a junior, and clearly the superior twin

Henry: wait you and phoebe are twins

Henry: i thought she was older

Phoebe: I am not older!!!!! We are in the same grade how would that even happen??? We’re twins!!!!!!

Charlotte: Please excuse Henry’s dumbassery

Max: phoebe is just sensitive bc she looks like an old lady

Phoebe: I do not!

Jasper: Whats up I’m Jasper! He/him/they/them, pan, trans, sophomore, and I collect buckets!

Max: you what

Charlotte: I’m Charlotte, she/her, demi, sophomore, and my after school job is making sure Henry doesn’t die at his after school job

Henry: hey im henry, bi boy, sophomore, and my after school job is moonlighting as a suave butt-kicking superhero

Charlotte: *Sidekick

Henry: **fuck you

Henry: also i am single in case anyone was wondering ;)

Charlotte: No one was wondering.

Charlotte: I think they inferred it from your general disposition.

Henry: dont use words i dont understand against me its mean >:(

Arc: HEY THIS IS COOL

Arc: I’M ARC I’M YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BI SOPHOMORE BOY ALSO I LIKE STABBING STUFF WITH SWORDS

Charlotte: Oh wait you’re Henry’s twin from the meeting yesterday right?

Arc: Who’s Henry?

Henry: me

Arc: Helpful

Ciara: hi, i'm ciara, she/her, sophomore and bi as hell! also i can shoot a bow and arrow with my feet

Henry: woah sick

Warwick: Wait what is this

Warwick: Where am I

Arc: WARWICK

Arc: MY MAN

Arc: MY BUDDY

Arc: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Arc: You’re in the gays group chat

Warwick: Oh nice

Warwick: I’m Warwick! I’m panromantic ace, sophomore boy, and I can do magic

Jasper: You can do WHAT

Warwick: Like spells and stuff! It’s pretty cool, if I do say so myself

Ciara: you do

Ciara: frequently

Henry: thats not the craziest thing ive ever heard but its def up there

Phoebe: How is that not the craziest thing you’ve ever heard?

Henry: once char got stuck in a vacuum cleaner

Henry: also another time a supervillain made my boss fall in love with her with a magic muffin

Henry: and then made me fall in love with jasper

Charlotte: Right, that was the muffin.

Henry: LITERALLY SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW CHARLOTTE

Max: i have a pet talking rabbit and his estranged son who is also a talking rabbit

Jasper: You have a WHAT

Prudence: I’m a half-giant!

Prudence: Sorry thought I’d throw something in the mix there.

Prudence: Hi I’m Prudy! I’m a trans girl (she/her) and straight! Also I’m a sophomore.

Jasper: Why is everyone here so awesome omg all I do is collect buckets

Prudence: WAIT you collect buckets??? That’s so cool!!!

Jasper: :0

Jasper: Hen I’m sorry but you’ve been replaced

Jasper: Prudy is my best friend now

Prudence: :D !!!!!!!!!!!

Ciara: wait--

Henry: wHAT

Henry: hOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? AFTER EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH? 

Henry: Link: Youtube - “Someone Like You by Adele”

Jasper: FU--

Jasper: HENRY THIS IS A RICKROLL

Henry: well im never gonna give you up ;)

Charlotte: Get! A! Room!

Henry: ooh someones jealous

Charlotte: I know you can’t spell but it’s *disgusted.

Ciara: in any case Prudy is mY best friend get ur own Jasper

Ciara: you can have Arc i don’t want him

Arc: rIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????

Ciara: whoever introduced Arc to vine is going to get an arrow through their head one of these days

Arc: RIP VINE, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, DIED TOO YOUNG

Arc: tHE WORLD WASN’T READY FOR YOU YET

Warwick: The eulogy’s abt 2 years too late buddy

Max: what is this chat actually for again

Phoebe: It’s right in the name Max. This is the GSA group chat, so we can talk about the club and plan meetings and stuff. Does Thursday after school still work for everyone?

Arc: yeet

Jasper: Yup!

Charlotte: Thursday’s good!

Max: wait what does gsa stand for 

Phoebe: Did you even pay attention at the meeting yesterday?

Max: i have never once paid attention to anything ever in my entire life

Phoebe: I know this, and I despise you.

Phoebe: It stands for Gay Straight Alliance.

Max: oh i thought it was gay superhero alliance

Max: because rn that’s what it is

Arc: Technically we’re not superheroes, we’re knights

Jasper: Neither are me and Char, we just work with them

Max: okay whatever “technically” knights save people = superheroes and we’re all gay and have some connection to the super world so idc

Max: it’s the gay superhero alliance now

Henry: thats hella valid

Ciara: not gonna lie i kinda love it!!

Max: but i think we all know what this should really be called

Max Thunderman renamed the chat: big gay orgy

Phoebe: MAX

Phoebe Thunderman renamed the chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Phoebe Thunderman removed Max Thunderman from the chat.


 

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