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Friday, Sept. 6, 6:03 PM EST
Phoebe Thunderman has added Max Thunderman to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Henry Hart to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Charlotte Page-Bolton to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Jasper Dunlop to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Ciara to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Arc to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Prudence to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman has added Warwick to the conversation.
Phoebe Thunderman renamed the chat: Swellview HS GSA
Phoebe: Hey everyone! It’s Phoebe, I hope you remember me from the GSA meeting we had after school yesterday. I thought it would be a good idea for us to have a place where we could chat, ask questions, and plan meetings!
Jasper: HELLO FELLOW QUEERS
Jasper: Its Jasper btw
Jasper: Dunlop
Ciara: hey!!
Henry: whats up fuckers
Charlotte: Watch your language, Kid Stupid
Henry: What, pray tell, are all of you fucking fuckers doing as of this current moment?
Charlotte: Not what I meant but still better than your English paper
Henry: RUDE
Phoebe: Okay so everyone please send your names, grade, pronouns, sexuality, and any cool facts about yourself!
Phoebe: I’m Phoebe obviously, I’m a junior, my pronouns are she/her and I’m pan, and I have photographic memory!
Max: what’s up, i’m max, i’m 17 and i never fucking learned how to read
Phoebe: Max
Max: technically it’s kind of true
Ciara: wdym?
Max: Link: Youtube - “Bella Thorne, The Time I Found Out I Have Dyslexia”
Ciara: ohhhhh
Max: but i’m he/him, bi, a junior, and clearly the superior twin
Henry: wait you and phoebe are twins
Henry: i thought she was older
Phoebe: I am not older!!!!! We are in the same grade how would that even happen??? We’re twins!!!!!!
Charlotte: Please excuse Henry’s dumbassery
Max: phoebe is just sensitive bc she looks like an old lady
Phoebe: I do not!
Jasper: Whats up I’m Jasper! He/him/they/them, pan, trans, sophomore, and I collect buckets!
Max: you what
Charlotte: I’m Charlotte, she/her, demi, sophomore, and my after school job is making sure Henry doesn’t die at his after school job
Henry: hey im henry, bi boy, sophomore, and my after school job is moonlighting as a suave butt-kicking superhero
Charlotte: *Sidekick
Henry: **fuck you
Henry: also i am single in case anyone was wondering ;)
Charlotte: No one was wondering.
Charlotte: I think they inferred it from your general disposition.
Henry: dont use words i dont understand against me its mean >:(
Arc: HEY THIS IS COOL
Arc: I’M ARC I’M YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BI SOPHOMORE BOY ALSO I LIKE STABBING STUFF WITH SWORDS
Charlotte: Oh wait you’re Henry’s twin from the meeting yesterday right?
Arc: Who’s Henry?
Henry: me
Arc: Helpful
Ciara: hi, i'm ciara, she/her, sophomore and bi as hell! also i can shoot a bow and arrow with my feet
Henry: woah sick
Warwick: Wait what is this
Warwick: Where am I
Arc: WARWICK
Arc: MY MAN
Arc: MY BUDDY
Arc: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Arc: You’re in the gays group chat
Warwick: Oh nice
Warwick: I’m Warwick! I’m panromantic ace, sophomore boy, and I can do magic
Jasper: You can do WHAT
Warwick: Like spells and stuff! It’s pretty cool, if I do say so myself
Ciara: you do
Ciara: frequently
Henry: thats not the craziest thing ive ever heard but its def up there
Phoebe: How is that not the craziest thing you’ve ever heard?
Henry: once char got stuck in a vacuum cleaner
Henry: also another time a supervillain made my boss fall in love with her with a magic muffin
Henry: and then made me fall in love with jasper
Charlotte: Right, that was the muffin.
Henry: LITERALLY SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW CHARLOTTE
Max: i have a pet talking rabbit and his estranged son who is also a talking rabbit
Jasper: You have a WHAT
Prudence: I’m a half-giant!
Prudence: Sorry thought I’d throw something in the mix there.
Prudence: Hi I’m Prudy! I’m a trans girl (she/her) and straight! Also I’m a sophomore.
Jasper: Why is everyone here so awesome omg all I do is collect buckets
Prudence: WAIT you collect buckets??? That’s so cool!!!
Jasper: :0
Jasper: Hen I’m sorry but you’ve been replaced
Jasper: Prudy is my best friend now
Prudence: :D !!!!!!!!!!!
Ciara: wait--
Henry: wHAT
Henry: hOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? AFTER EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH?
Henry: Link: Youtube - “Someone Like You by Adele”
Jasper: FU--
Jasper: HENRY THIS IS A RICKROLL
Henry: well im never gonna give you up ;)
Charlotte: Get! A! Room!
Henry: ooh someones jealous
Charlotte: I know you can’t spell but it’s *disgusted.
Ciara: in any case Prudy is mY best friend get ur own Jasper
Ciara: you can have Arc i don’t want him
Arc: rIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????
Ciara: whoever introduced Arc to vine is going to get an arrow through their head one of these days
Arc: RIP VINE, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, DIED TOO YOUNG
Arc: tHE WORLD WASN’T READY FOR YOU YET
Warwick: The eulogy’s abt 2 years too late buddy
Max: what is this chat actually for again
Phoebe: It’s right in the name Max. This is the GSA group chat, so we can talk about the club and plan meetings and stuff. Does Thursday after school still work for everyone?
Arc: yeet
Jasper: Yup!
Charlotte: Thursday’s good!
Max: wait what does gsa stand for
Phoebe: Did you even pay attention at the meeting yesterday?
Max: i have never once paid attention to anything ever in my entire life
Phoebe: I know this, and I despise you.
Phoebe: It stands for Gay Straight Alliance.
Max: oh i thought it was gay superhero alliance
Max: because rn that’s what it is
Arc: Technically we’re not superheroes, we’re knights
Jasper: Neither are me and Char, we just work with them
Max: okay whatever “technically” knights save people = superheroes and we’re all gay and have some connection to the super world so idc
Max: it’s the gay superhero alliance now
Henry: thats hella valid
Ciara: not gonna lie i kinda love it!!
Max: but i think we all know what this should really be called
Max Thunderman renamed the chat: big gay orgy
Phoebe: MAX
Phoebe Thunderman renamed the chat: Gay Superhero Alliance
Phoebe Thunderman removed Max Thunderman from the chat.
Max Thunderman ➜ wombmate
Max: add me back you bitch.
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