Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance
Friday, Sept. 6, 8:08 PM EST
Arc added Max Thunderman to the chat.
Max: i’m back dickwads
Phoebe: ARC WHY
Arc: IM SORRY I HAD NO CHOICE
Arc: HE KEPT SENDING ME VAGUELY UNSETTLING PICTURES OF DANNY DEVITO
Arc: DANNY DEVITO FREAKS ME OUT
Max: you really thought you could get rid of me that easily? you all are fools for underestimating me. i don’t play games. i know things about you that you don’t even know about yourselves. i know your darkest secrets. your deepest fears. your truest desires. i know exactly how to hurt you.
Jasper: Dude you’ve known us for like a day
Max: Link: Youtube - “Titanic, Jack’s Death Scene”
Jasper: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Jasper: WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS
Max: friendly reminder that i could destroy all of you in an instant!
Jasper: FUCK THIS IS SO SAD
Jasper: I HATE THIS SCENE SO MUCH
Jasper: GODDAMMIT THERE WAS ROOM FOR TWO ON THAT DOOR
Henry: how the fuck did u know--
Charlotte: Anyone else vaguely terrified of Max right now?
Prudence: Me too
Max: as it should be
Henry: ok but wait
Henry: can we go back to arc being scared of danny devito
Henry: hes like a 4 foot tall old man dude im p sure hes harmless
Arc: HE’S C R E E P Y
Arc: EVER SINCE HE PLAYED THAT WEIRD CAR SALESMAN/BITCHASS DAD IN MATILDA I’VE BEEN TERRIFIED OF HIM
Arc: I SAW THE COMMERCIAL HE DID AND I HAVEN’T EATEN A RED M&M SINCE
Ciara: you can take on ryker and his whole army but you’re scared of danny devito
Arc: IT’S A VALID FEAR CIARA
Arc: *Read that in Warwick’s voice
Warwick: That’s copyright infringement
Phoebe: That’s not how that works.
Max: okay but yknow what i just realized
Max: you guys are all sophomores except me and phoebe
Max: you’re all...so small
Henry: ur only a year older than us
Max: b a b i e s…
Max: i feel so old
Max: is this what it’s like to be phoebe?
Phoebe: Max I will come down to your lair and shave your head and then you’ll really know what it feels like to be old and balding.
Max: eXCUSE YOU i will have PERFECT HAIR until the day that i die
Phoebe: Take a look at Dad.
Prudence: Hang on hang on
Prudence: You have a lair????
Max: yeah i used to be a supervillain
Max: lair kinda comes with the gig
Jasper: You used to be a WHAT
Charlotte: Honestly? Unsurprising.
Max: thank you
Charlotte: That was not a compliment
Ciara: wait you were a supervillain? why?
Max: because they have better outfits
Max: next question
Henry: what was the worst thing u did as a villain
Charlotte: Why did you switch sides?
Max: when i said next question i was joking
Max: i refuse to be interrogated by children
Henry: u are older by o n e (1) year
Max: I N F A N T S
Charlotte: @Phoebe how do you live with him?
Phoebe: It’s a hard knock life.
Phoebe Thunderman ➜ Thing 2
Friday, Sept. 6, 8:26 PM EST
Phoebe: Are you god?
Phoebe: I meant good.
Max: why thank you i have indeed been told that i resemble a heavenly deity
Phoebe: I don’t know, I just know you get weird whenever we talk about it, especially with other people. And you and I both know what you said in that chat isn’t true.
Phoebe: And I get why, but…
Max: if you say “this is a safe space” i stg i will hit you with my brain melt
Max: and you don’t have to say “it”
Max: i was a villain, call it what it is
Max: i just didn’t want to spill my life story to a bunch of random sophomores k?
Max: even if they seem pretty decent
Phoebe: Okay, got it. I just wanted to check if you were okay.
Max: yes, mom, i’m fine
Max: thank you
Phoebe: Yeah, of course. <3
Phoebe: Shut up.
Group Chat: The Man Fam
Friday, Sept. 6, 8:30 PM EST
Ray: R u guys on ur way
Ray: Did u get popcorn
Henry: Sent an image
Henry: its the good kush
Charlotte: It’s the dollar store how good can it be.
Jasper: What r we watching?
Henry: ray pls dont say buggy cops again
Ray: ITS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
Ray: INSECTS RIDING AROUND IN VOLKSWAGEN BEETLES AND FIGHTING CRIME
Ray: COMEDY GOLD
Charlotte: Why can’t we ever watch a quality movie?
Henry: like shrek 4
Charlotte: Or an Actual quality movie.
Henry: l i k e s h r e k 4
Schwoz: i would like to watch A Gingerbread Christmas!
Jasper: Isnt that one of those cheesy hallmark movies that Henrys dad cries when he watches
Henry: schwoz its not even christmas season
Schwoz: oh ya don’t listen to me
Schwoz: no one ever cares what schwoz wants to watch
Ray: we’re not watching a gingerbread christmas
Ray: stop being a baby
Charlotte: Well we aren’t watching Buggy Cop again either.
Ray: NO FAIR
Ray: ITS MY MAN CAVE WE WATCH MY MOVIE
Henry: fine then char jasper schwoz and i will just watch a movie at my house
Ray: DONT U DARE >:(
Henry: oh we dare
Ray: FINE WE’LL WATCH SHREK 4
Henry: well whats ur suggestion then
Charlotte: Indiana Jones.
Henry: oh wait
Henry: thats actually good
Charlotte: Yeah no shit.
Charlotte: I have taste.
Jasper: I love those movies!
Schwoz: i like that choice also
Ray: Still not as good as buggy cop
Ray: But fine
Ray: Indiana Jones it is