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Group Chat: Thundersiblings

Sunday, Sept. 8, 11:24 AM EST

Phoebe: BILLY, NORA

Phoebe: WHY IS THERE A KITTEN IN OUR SPICE CUPBOARD?

Nora: omg there’s a KITTEN?

Phoebe: Sent an image

Nora: IDK WHY IT’S THERE BUT I DEFINITELY WANT TO PET IT

Phoebe: Oh so you guys didn’t bring it into the house?

Billy: Wasn’t us!

Phoebe: Well who else would it be?

Nora: chloe maybe?

Max: shit

Phoebe: MAX????

Phoebe: WHY WOULD YOU BRING A KITTEN INTO OUR HOUSE?

Phoebe: YOU’RE ALLERGIC

Max: i didn’t!

Max: he just happened to

Max: sneak into my jacket on the way home yesterday

Nora: you’ve said on multiple occasions that quote “it can’t rain cats and dogs because they’re hellspawn that come from deep down below”

Max: this is true

Max: however in my defense

Max: his name is archie and i love him

Phoebe: Well you can’t keep him.

Max: give me one reason why

Phoebe: First of all, the last time you were around cats for too long your eyes got so swollen that you couldn’t see anything.

Max: already taken care of dear sister

Max: i’m working on an allergy med that’s a lot stronger than benadryl but won’t immediately make me pass out

Max: plus if it works i can take it daily without any side effects

Phoebe: You already forget to take your ADHD medication all the time, how are you going to remember another one?

Max: i’ll make a device or an app or something to remind me

Phoebe: Okay, fine, well, you already have a pet.

Max: dr. colosso is not a pet he’s a nuisance

Max: he’s like the creepy uncle who sleeps in my bedroom and keeps trying to convince me to “return to my former glory days of evil”

Billy: He has a point their

Phoebe: *There

Phoebe: But anyway he’s not vaccinated or trained.

Max: shots are done, and i can train him no problem. billy and nora will help, right?

Nora: heck yeah!

Billy: I would be honored.

Phoebe: Mom and Dad will never let you keep him.

Max: list of other things mom and dad didn’t “let” me do:

Max: 1) launch a rocket from my room

Max: 2) build an underground tunnel that leads to splatburger

Nora: wait when was this

Max: irrelevant

Max: 3) use my duplication ray to make copies of my most expensive pairs of shoes and sell them online

Phoebe: I’m sorry what??

Max: don’t worry i was still evil then

Max: 4) install a secret weapons vault under the garage

Phoebe: OKAY WE GET IT

Phoebe: YOU’VE DONE A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS WITHOUT PERMISSION

Max: believe me hiding a cat in my room will be a piece of cake

Max: billy, nora, keep your mouths shut and i’ll let you pet him whenever you want

Billy: Done!

Nora: soooo worth it

Phoebe: Well, it’s going to take a lot more than that to convince me, Max.

Max: pick him up

Phoebe: Okay fine, but unlike you, I don’t let my emotions get the better of me, because I have willpower.

Phoebe: OH MY GOD HIS PAWS ARE SO SMALL

Phoebe: MAX HE LICKED ME

Phoebe: HE’S STILL LICKING ME AHGJSKDFHJSH WHAT DO I DO HE’S REALLY CUTE

Phoebe: Okay fine.

Phoebe: If Mom and Dad ask, I knew nothing about this.


 

Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Sunday, Sept. 8, 12:18 PM EST

Max: Sent an image

Prudence: OH MY GOD

Prudence: IS THAT YOURS??

Max: yup

Ciara: hE’S ADORABLE

Max: ikr? his name is archie

Jasper: I would lay down my life for him in an instant

Henry: ive only had archie for 1 minute but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Charlotte: He’s!!!! What a good boy!!!!!!!!!!

Arc: Can I join the Protect Archie SquadTM

Ciara: me too

Warwick: Me three!!

Prudence: Me fourrrrrr

Max: good to know archie has so many gay superheroes looking out for him

Max: he will live long and prosper

Phoebe: Was that a Star Trek reference?

Max: ofc not i’m not a n e r d


Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Sunday, Sept. 8, 6:55 PM EST

Henry: guys i just experienced the best moment of my life

Henry: this hot dude in the steak n shake bathroom just told me he “digs my fit”

Henry: this is it ive reached my peak

Jasper: DUDE NICE

Ciara: damn get it henryyy

Warwick: Did you get his number??

Henry: nah we only talked for like 2 mins

Henry: plus im p sure hes older

Henry: he didnt seem like he was hitting on me just being nice but i still feel like a god

Charlotte: Wow he digs your fit of jeans and the same three flannels alternated throughout the week?

Henry: actually for your information charlotte i was not wearing a flannel today

Henry: piper and i went to a movie before dinner and she said she refused to be seen with me if i dressed like i normally do

Henry: so she took me shopping

Henry: Sent an image.

Arc: okay damnnnn we see you!

Charlotte: Wow, Piper actually did a pretty good job.

Jasper: You look great!


Jasper Dunlop ➜ Char-mander

Sunday, Sept. 8, 7:03 PM EST

Jasper: FUCK HE’S HOT

Charlotte: I KNOW RIGHT


Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Sunday, Sept. 8, 7:04 PM EST

Ciara: wow nice!

Ciara: i like the flowers on the jacket that’s a nice touch

Ciara: also pink is a good color on you

Max: k ngl i dig your fit too

Max: even if you are still...a toddler…

Henry: STOP

Max: a c h i l d…

Henry: okay but actual question

Henry: @bis and pans, are u guys flannel, hoodie, or leather jacket bi/pans

Henry: im flannel obv

Arc: def hoodie

Jasper: me too ^^

Ciara: ooh hard one

Ciara: i’m flannel tho

Phoebe: I’m a hoodie pan!

Max: leather jacket 110%

Warwick: Yeah I’ve seen you around school and tbh before I met you I thought you were the kind of person to beat me up and steal my bike

Max: oh no

Max: only BEFORE you met me??

Max: damn i gotta up my game

Max: i have a reputation to uphold

Warwick: Wait no pls don’t

Max: >:)

Phoebe: If you beat up Warwick or steal his bike I’ll tell Mom and Dad about Archie.

Max: >:(