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Henry Hart ➜ chartreuse

Tuesday, Sept. 10, 12:37 AM EST

Henry: hey

Henry: u still up?

Charlotte: Hey, are you guys okay?

Charlotte: How did it go at the bank?

Henry: yea everyones fine

Charlotte: Thank god.

Charlotte: I wanted to stay but Schwoz told me and Jasper to go home and rest.

Charlotte: But obviously I couldn’t sleep so I stayed up to watch the news.

Charlotte: You guys did really great out there.

Henry: thanks

Charlotte: You sure you’re okay?

Henry: yea im all good

Charlotte: Physically and mentally?

Henry: mhm

Charlotte: Do you want to come sleep at my place?

Henry: dont u have a precalc test first period tmrw

Charlotte: Bold of you to assume I won’t ace it anyway.

Charlotte: My window’s open.

Henry: okay

Henry: thanks char

Charlotte: Always.


Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Wednesday, Sept. 11, 2:29 PM EST

Phoebe: Hey everyone! Just a reminder that there’s going to be another meeting after school tomorrow! We’re going to be brainstorming ideas for fundraisers we can do around the school to help raise money to donate to the Trevor Project and the Gill Foundation!

Phoebe: Here’s a link to their websites if you want to check them out:

Phobe: Link: TheTrevorProject.org

Phoebe: Link: GillFoundation.org

Charlotte: Good choice of charities!

Phoebe: Thanks!

Phoebe: Also, if you guys want to invite anyone else you know to join us, that would be great!

Phoebe: (They don’t have to be gay or a superhero, by the way; after all, the real name of this club is the Gay Straight Alliance.)

Max: also bring food

Phoebe: Wonderful contribution, Max.

Max: y’know since it’s over text i can pretend the sarcasm isn’t there

Phoebe: Kind of like I always pretend you’re not there!

Max: stfu

Jasper: Ooh I can bring food!

Jasper: I make really good pot brownies

Phoebe: WHAT

Phoebe: PLEASE DO NOT BRING POT BROWNIES TO THE MEETING.

Jasper: Okay look I know it sounds weird but trust me brownies come out just as good when you bake them in a pot!!

Jasper: Actually I think they taste better!

Jasper: It gives them a little extra flair

Phoebe: Oh thank god.

Phoebe: I thought you meant

Phoebe: You know

Jasper: ???

Phoebe: Never mind.

Phoebe: You can bring your pot brownies Jasper.

Jasper: Yess!


Group Chat: girls with knives

Wednesday, Sept. 11, 4:18 PM EST

Prudence: Hey guys!

Sage: What

Prudence: So idk if you know but Ciara and I started going to the GSA club last week

Prudence: And we were just wondering if you guys would want to come to our meeting tomorrow

Buttercup: what’s GSA???

Ciara: it stands for gay straight alliance

Ciara: the club is basically like

Ciara: a safe place for lgbt students

Ciara: we’re raising money for gay charities this week!

Sage: Who else is there

Prudence: Us, obv, Arc and Warwick, these three people from our grade, Henry, Jasper, and Charlotte, and these two junior twins named Max and Phoebe

Ciara: sage you and max would probably get along

Ciara: he threatens to murder us like, on the daily

Sage: Ha

Sage: We love that

Sage: But ehhh spending more time with you losers sounds pretty lame to me

Buttercup: i think it sounds like fun!!!!!!!

Buttercup: i’ll come!

Buttercup: pleeeeeaaaaaase sage???

Sage: Ugh fine

Buttercup: yay!!!! :DDDDDDD

Sage: God why do you have to be so cute


Henry Hart ➜ ciara

Wednesday, Sept. 11, 6:39 PM EST

Henry: hey do u have a garden?

Ciara: no, why?

Henry: cuz im tryna put our tulips together

Ciara: shkjsdfj

Ciara: that was terrible

Ciara: but kind of cute

Henry: fun fact: tulips are actually a symbol of perfect love

Ciara: really?

Henry: yea i know my flowers

Henry: i went to flower camp

Ciara: omg nice was it fun??

Henry: yea man it was epic


Max Thunderman ➜ wombmate

Wednesday, Sept. 11, 8:51 PM EST

Max: PHOEBE

Max: THEKRE IS A SPIJER IN MY ROO M

Phoebe: Okay, and?

Max: PLEASE COME AND KILSL IT

Max: ARCHIE AND I HAVE BE EN SITTING IN MY SLIDE FOR 45 MINUTDS

Max: IT WONT GO AWY

Phoebe: Why don’t you kill it?

Phoebe: You have like a billion inventions in your room that would blast it into a million pieces.

Max: TRIED THAT

Max: ACCIDENTALLY GRADBBED TH GROWTH GUN INSTEAD OF THE BLATS ER IN MY PANIC

Max: THE SPIDE R IS NOW ROUHGLY THE SIZE OF MH FOREARN

Phoebe: Holy shit.

Phoebe: Well there’s no way in hell I am coming down there now.

Max: PHOEBE BLEASE

Phoebe: Here’s an idea: why don’t you use your literal superpowers.

Max: I CANT IM SCARED

Max: PLESE IM TOO PRET Y TO DIE

Max: I WIL L LITEALLY DO ANYTHIGN

Phoebe: Anything?

Max: DONT FUCKIG SAY TI

Phoebe: :)

Phoebe: >:)

Max: PHEOB I SWEAR

Phoebe: Then,

Phoebe: Perhaps,

Max: dONT

Phoebe: Perish >:)

Max: I HATE YOU SO FUJCING MUCH

Phoebe: Okay okay I’m coming down.

Phoebe: You’re doing my chores for two weeks though.

Max: pHOEBE YOUR  A LITERAL GODDESS


Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Wednesday, Sept. 11, 11:11 PM EST

Prudence: 11:11 make a wish!

Phoebe: I wish the world we lived in wasn’t ruled by the rich and powerful and greedy. Like I wish that the capitalist system wasn’t set up in a way that literally plays to only serve those with money while the general public has to work in jobs they hate for hours on end and do back-breaking work just so they can get a meal or get decent healthcare. And then they constantly get screwed over by multi billionares who pretend they care so much about charity and the people when really if they did care they wouldn’t have so much money in the first place? I wish people would realize that the system we have is broken and I wish that they could do something about it. Like I’m a freaking superhero and yet I don’t have the power to stop the real problems, like the fact that the average American is depressed, dying on their feet, stuck in a routine that they hate all so that they can play their role in a world that is designed to work against them. I wish we could all just rise up and get out of here.

Prudence: Okay I was gonna wish for a new hammer but hey that’s a good wish too!

Charlotte: Hey Phoebe wanna usurp the government with me

Phoebe: I would love to.