Henry Hart ➜ chartreuse
Tuesday, Sept. 10, 12:37 AM EST
Henry: u still up?
Charlotte: Hey, are you guys okay?
Charlotte: How did it go at the bank?
Henry: yea everyones fine
Charlotte: Thank god.
Charlotte: I wanted to stay but Schwoz told me and Jasper to go home and rest.
Charlotte: But obviously I couldn’t sleep so I stayed up to watch the news.
Charlotte: You guys did really great out there.
Charlotte: You sure you’re okay?
Henry: yea im all good
Charlotte: Physically and mentally?
Charlotte: Do you want to come sleep at my place?
Henry: dont u have a precalc test first period tmrw
Charlotte: Bold of you to assume I won’t ace it anyway.
Charlotte: My window’s open.
Henry: thanks char
Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance
Wednesday, Sept. 11, 2:29 PM EST
Phoebe: Hey everyone! Just a reminder that there’s going to be another meeting after school tomorrow! We’re going to be brainstorming ideas for fundraisers we can do around the school to help raise money to donate to the Trevor Project and the Gill Foundation!
Phoebe: Here’s a link to their websites if you want to check them out:
Phobe: Link: TheTrevorProject.org
Phoebe: Link: GillFoundation.org
Charlotte: Good choice of charities!
Phoebe: Also, if you guys want to invite anyone else you know to join us, that would be great!
Phoebe: (They don’t have to be gay or a superhero, by the way; after all, the real name of this club is the Gay Straight Alliance.)
Max: also bring food
Phoebe: Wonderful contribution, Max.
Max: y’know since it’s over text i can pretend the sarcasm isn’t there
Phoebe: Kind of like I always pretend you’re not there!
Jasper: Ooh I can bring food!
Jasper: I make really good pot brownies
Phoebe: PLEASE DO NOT BRING POT BROWNIES TO THE MEETING.
Jasper: Okay look I know it sounds weird but trust me brownies come out just as good when you bake them in a pot!!
Jasper: Actually I think they taste better!
Jasper: It gives them a little extra flair
Phoebe: Oh thank god.
Phoebe: I thought you meant
Phoebe: You know
Phoebe: Never mind.
Phoebe: You can bring your pot brownies Jasper.
Group Chat: girls with knives
Wednesday, Sept. 11, 4:18 PM EST
Prudence: Hey guys!
Prudence: So idk if you know but Ciara and I started going to the GSA club last week
Prudence: And we were just wondering if you guys would want to come to our meeting tomorrow
Buttercup: what’s GSA???
Ciara: it stands for gay straight alliance
Ciara: the club is basically like
Ciara: a safe place for lgbt students
Ciara: we’re raising money for gay charities this week!
Sage: Who else is there
Prudence: Us, obv, Arc and Warwick, these three people from our grade, Henry, Jasper, and Charlotte, and these two junior twins named Max and Phoebe
Ciara: sage you and max would probably get along
Ciara: he threatens to murder us like, on the daily
Sage: We love that
Sage: But ehhh spending more time with you losers sounds pretty lame to me
Buttercup: i think it sounds like fun!!!!!!!
Buttercup: i’ll come!
Buttercup: pleeeeeaaaaaase sage???
Sage: Ugh fine
Buttercup: yay!!!! :DDDDDDD
Sage: God why do you have to be so cute
Henry Hart ➜ ciara
Wednesday, Sept. 11, 6:39 PM EST
Henry: hey do u have a garden?
Ciara: no, why?
Henry: cuz im tryna put our tulips together
Ciara: that was terrible
Ciara: but kind of cute
Henry: fun fact: tulips are actually a symbol of perfect love
Henry: yea i know my flowers
Henry: i went to flower camp
Ciara: omg nice was it fun??
Henry: yea man it was epic
Max Thunderman ➜ wombmate
Wednesday, Sept. 11, 8:51 PM EST
Max: THEKRE IS A SPIJER IN MY ROO M
Phoebe: Okay, and?
Max: PLEASE COME AND KILSL IT
Max: ARCHIE AND I HAVE BE EN SITTING IN MY SLIDE FOR 45 MINUTDS
Max: IT WONT GO AWY
Phoebe: Why don’t you kill it?
Phoebe: You have like a billion inventions in your room that would blast it into a million pieces.
Max: TRIED THAT
Max: ACCIDENTALLY GRADBBED TH GROWTH GUN INSTEAD OF THE BLATS ER IN MY PANIC
Max: THE SPIDE R IS NOW ROUHGLY THE SIZE OF MH FOREARN
Phoebe: Holy shit.
Phoebe: Well there’s no way in hell I am coming down there now.
Max: PHOEBE BLEASE
Phoebe: Here’s an idea: why don’t you use your literal superpowers.
Max: I CANT IM SCARED
Max: PLESE IM TOO PRET Y TO DIE
Max: I WIL L LITEALLY DO ANYTHIGN
Max: DONT FUCKIG SAY TI
Max: PHEOB I SWEAR
Phoebe: Perish >:)
Max: I HATE YOU SO FUJCING MUCH
Phoebe: Okay okay I’m coming down.
Phoebe: You’re doing my chores for two weeks though.
Max: pHOEBE YOUR A LITERAL GODDESS
Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance
Wednesday, Sept. 11, 11:11 PM EST
Prudence: 11:11 make a wish!
Phoebe: I wish the world we lived in wasn’t ruled by the rich and powerful and greedy. Like I wish that the capitalist system wasn’t set up in a way that literally plays to only serve those with money while the general public has to work in jobs they hate for hours on end and do back-breaking work just so they can get a meal or get decent healthcare. And then they constantly get screwed over by multi billionares who pretend they care so much about charity and the people when really if they did care they wouldn’t have so much money in the first place? I wish people would realize that the system we have is broken and I wish that they could do something about it. Like I’m a freaking superhero and yet I don’t have the power to stop the real problems, like the fact that the average American is depressed, dying on their feet, stuck in a routine that they hate all so that they can play their role in a world that is designed to work against them. I wish we could all just rise up and get out of here.
Prudence: Okay I was gonna wish for a new hammer but hey that’s a good wish too!
Charlotte: Hey Phoebe wanna usurp the government with me
Phoebe: I would love to.