Group Chat: Phoenix Squad
Thursday, Sept. 12, 10:55 AM EST
Arc: You know what I just realized
Arc: Max looks. So much like Sir Swazy
Warwick: Holy shit
Warwick: Ur right…
Prudence: Except for the dumb little braid
Arc: exCUSE you the braid was ICONIC
Ciara: OKAY I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY
Ciara: AND ARC REMEMBER THE GENIE
Ciara: DOESN’T PHOEBE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER
Arc: W ha t th e fu ck
Prudence: Wait genie????
Prudence: What genie???????
Arc: Its a longggg story, Ciara didnt want to keep her identity a secret anymore, I found a genie to help, it backfired, Sage was the princess, basically it was a Whole MessTM
Warwick: Ok why do we always miss the fun stuff?
Arc: Because Ciarc is an iconic duo
Prudence: That’s a terrible ship name
Ciara: ew please don’t talk about shipping me and arc
Arc: Yeah ew
Arc: Thats disgusting
Ciara: so gross
Prudence ➜ magic boy
Thursday, Sept. 12, 10:59 AM EST
Prudence: How long do you think it’ll be before they crack?
Warwick: Id give it two weeks
Warwick: Three tops
Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance
Thursday, Sept. 12, 5:21 PM EST
Phoebe Thunderman added Sage to the chat.
Phoebe Thunderman added Buttercup to the chat.
Phoebe: Hey guys! It’s Phoebe from the meeting here, welcome to the official GSA group chat!
Phoebe: Send your name, grade, sexuality, pronouns, and an interesting fact about yourself!
Sage: Didnt we like. Already do this at the meeting
Phoebe: Yeah, but this is more for anyone who doesn’t have your numbers saved and doesn’t remember.
Buttercup: hiii i’m buttercup!! :D im a sophomore, pan girl, aaaand a fun fact about me is that i have the best girlfriend in the whole world!!!
Sage: ashjksldfskjdl Butty But please don’t make me Soft in front of all these losers
Sage: Also you cant have the best gf in the world bc i do
Buttercup: awwwwwwwwww i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sage: Love you too babe
Sage: Whats up i’m Sage, lesbian, sophomore, and i once trained a herd of pegasi to poop on ciara arc warwick and prudy
Max: LMAO nice
Ciara: please don’t encourage her
Max: being a chaos enabler is my job
Charlotte: I thought your job was supposed to be being a superhero? And, you know, stopping chaos?
Max: details details
Sage: Hang on i dont know who any of you are
Sage: Well i know the phoenix squad
Sage: Wish i didnt though
Henry: damn the savagery
Henry: im henry hart, aka kid danger, aka the coolest guy youll ever have the pleasure of meeting
Charlotte: He once got his head stuck between the playground bars.
Henry: big deal everyones done that
Charlotte: NOT WHEN THEY WERE FOURTEEN
Arc: PLEASE tell me you have a pic
Charlotte: Sent an image
Jasper: Ah what an iconic moment
Jasper: A day that will go down in history
Henry: this is cyberbullying
Charlotte: Get over it Kid Idiot
Max: i feel like i’m watching the “pulling pigtails” phenomenon in action rn
Charlotte: Okay, first of all, No.
Charlotte: Second of all,
Charlotte: N o.
Henry: whats the pulling pigtails phenomenon
Charlotte: That is 100% not what this is.
Charlotte: Anyyyyway Sage, I’m Charlotte!
Max: this is max
Sage: Oh yeah ciara told me we’d get along
Sage: Apparently youre the one who set off the fire alarms
Max: okay what did i say about snitches getting stitches
Sage: Relax i’m not a rat
Sage: I think it’s badass tbh
Buttercup: oooh sage only ever compliments me
Buttercup: you’ve impressed her!
Max: fantastic it was my life goal to impress a goth gay sophomore
Sage: Oh ok youre gonna play it like that huh you really want to go rn old man
Buttercup: saaaage please dont fight :((
Sage: Consider yourslef lucky that my gf is here
Sage: oKAY SHUT UP
Henry: also unrelated but jasper is caught up watching dog judge rn so the 1027 number is his
Henry: jasper is the one who brought the brownies to the meeting
Sage: Oh yeah the pot brownies that werent actual pot brownies
Sage: What a disappointment
Ciara: SAGE N O
Henry Hart ➜ ciara
Thursday, Sept. 12, 6:12 PM EST
Henry: ok ok i have a good one today
Ciara: okay shoot
Henry: you should change ur last name
Henry: bc you already took my hart ;)
Ciara: DAMN THAT WAS ACTUALLY SMOOTH
Henry: THANK YOU
Henry: but oof dont sound so surprised
Henry: im woundedddd
Ciara: i’m just saying your last few have been so-so
Henry: DOUBLE OOF
Henry: sHOT THROUGH THE HEARTTT
Henry: AND YOURE TO BLAME
Ciara: i could actually shoot you through the heart if you want
Ciara: with an arrow :)
Henry: ...pls dont do that