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Group Chat: Phoenix Squad

Thursday, Sept. 12, 10:55 AM EST

Arc: Guys

Arc: You know what I just realized

Prudence: What?

Arc: Max looks. So much like Sir Swazy

Warwick: Holy shit

Warwick: Ur right…

Prudence: Except for the dumb little braid

Arc: exCUSE you the braid was ICONIC

Ciara: OKAY I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY

Ciara: AND ARC REMEMBER THE GENIE

Ciara: DOESN’T PHOEBE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER

Arc: Wait

Arc: Wait

Arc: W ha t th e fu ck 

Prudence: Wait genie????

Prudence: What genie???????

Arc: Its a longggg story, Ciara didnt want to keep her identity a secret anymore, I found a genie to help, it backfired, Sage was the princess, basically it was a Whole MessTM

Warwick: Ok why do we always miss the fun stuff?

Arc: Because Ciarc is an iconic duo

Prudence: That’s a terrible ship name

Ciara: ew please don’t talk about shipping me and arc

Arc: Yeah ew

Arc: Thats disgusting

Ciara: so gross


Prudence ➜ magic boy

Thursday, Sept. 12, 10:59 AM EST

Prudence: How long do you think it’ll be before they crack?

Warwick: Id give it two weeks

Warwick: Three tops


Group Chat: Gay Superhero Alliance

Thursday, Sept. 12, 5:21 PM EST

Phoebe Thunderman added Sage to the chat.

Phoebe Thunderman added Buttercup to the chat.

Phoebe: Hey guys! It’s Phoebe from the meeting here, welcome to the official GSA group chat!

Phoebe: Send your name, grade, sexuality, pronouns, and an interesting fact about yourself!

Sage: Didnt we like. Already do this at the meeting

Phoebe: Yeah, but this is more for anyone who doesn’t have your numbers saved and doesn’t remember.

Buttercup: hiii i’m buttercup!! :D im a sophomore, pan girl, aaaand a fun fact about me is that i have the best girlfriend in the whole world!!!

Sage: ashjksldfskjdl Butty But please don’t make me Soft in front of all these losers

Sage: Also you cant have the best gf in the world bc i do

Buttercup: awwwwwwwwww i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: Love you too babe

Sage: Whats up i’m Sage, lesbian, sophomore, and i once trained a herd of pegasi to poop on ciara arc warwick and prudy

Max: LMAO nice

Ciara: please don’t encourage her

Max: being a chaos enabler is my job

Charlotte: I thought your job was supposed to be being a superhero? And, you know, stopping chaos?

Max: details details

Sage: Hang on i dont know who any of you are

Sage: Well i know the phoenix squad

Sage: Wish i didnt though

Henry: damn the savagery

Henry: im henry hart, aka kid danger, aka the coolest guy youll ever have the pleasure of meeting

Charlotte: He once got his head stuck between the playground bars.

Henry: big deal everyones done that

Charlotte: NOT WHEN THEY WERE FOURTEEN

Arc: PLEASE tell me you have a pic

Charlotte: Sent an image

Arc: SDJHKLSDFJHK

Jasper: Ah what an iconic moment

Jasper: A day that will go down in history

Henry: this is cyberbullying

Charlotte: Get over it Kid Idiot

Henry: :(

Henry: meanie

Max: i feel like i’m watching the “pulling pigtails” phenomenon in action rn

Charlotte: Okay, first of all, No.

Charlotte: Second of all, 

Charlotte: N o.

Henry: whats the pulling pigtails phenomenon

Charlotte: Nothing.

Charlotte: That is 100% not what this is.

Charlotte: Anyyyyway Sage, I’m Charlotte!

Max: this is max

Sage: Oh yeah ciara told me we’d get along

Sage: Apparently youre the one who set off the fire alarms

Max: okay what did i say about snitches getting stitches

Sage: Relax i’m not a rat

Sage: I think it’s badass tbh

Buttercup: oooh sage only ever compliments me

Buttercup: you’ve impressed her!

Max: fantastic it was my life goal to impress a goth gay sophomore

Sage: Oh ok youre gonna play it like that huh you really want to go rn old man

Buttercup: saaaage please dont fight :((

Sage: Consider yourslef lucky that my gf is here

Max: yourslef

Jasper: Yourslef

Arc: Yourslef

Sage: oKAY SHUT UP

Henry: also unrelated but jasper is caught up watching dog judge rn so the 1027 number is his

Henry: jasper is the one who brought the brownies to the meeting

Sage: Oh yeah the pot brownies that werent actual pot brownies

Sage: What a disappointment

Ciara: SAGE N O 


Henry Hart ➜ ciara

Thursday, Sept. 12, 6:12 PM EST

Henry: ok ok i have a good one today

Ciara: okay shoot

Henry: you should change ur last name

Henry: bc you already took my hart ;)

Ciara: DAMN THAT WAS ACTUALLY SMOOTH

Henry: THANK YOU

Henry: but oof dont sound so surprised

Henry: im woundedddd

Ciara: i’m just saying your last few have been so-so

Henry: DOUBLE OOF

Henry: sHOT THROUGH THE HEARTTT

Henry: AND YOURE TO BLAME

Ciara: i could actually shoot you through the heart if you want

Ciara: with an arrow :)

Henry: ...pls dont do that