Group Chat: spoopy season
Sunday, Oct. 20, 10:31 AM EST
Prudence: Okay movie night last night was SO MUCH FUN
Ciara: except the part where arc won’t stop quoting mean girls please help
Arc: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me
Arc: Boo, you whore
Ciara: for the love of GOD
Jasper: Can we please do this again sometime that was the best
Phoebe: Yesss I had such a great time!
Phoebe: Thanks for hosting Henry!
Henry: not like i had a choice since jasper volunteered my house
Jasper: You’re welcome :PP
Group Chat: flaming birds
Monday, Oct. 21, 12:22 AM EST
Warwick: oKAY IDEA
Warwick: STAR WARS CHARACTERS FOR HALLOWEEN
Warwick: Those movies are my new obsession
Arc: DUDE YES
Arc: I call Han!
Ciara: i call leia!
Warwick: YES I get Luke
Prudence: THAT MEANS I GET TO BE CHEWIE?
Prudence: YES OMG
Prudence: I LOVE THIS
Arc: We’re really about to be the superior squad huh
Ciara: as usual <3
Prudence: When are we not the superior squad??
Prudence: Broooo do you guys wanna get McDonalds
Warwick: Like rn?
Ciara: its past midnight on a school night
Prudence: Yeah and ?
Arc: YES omg
Arc: i just spent two hours trying to figure out my chem hw i need a happy meal stat
Ciara: ...fuck it i could rlly go for a cheap milkshake right now
Warwick: As long as u dont dip your fries in them like a weirdo im so in
Arc: Hey fries in milkshakes SLAP
Ciara: for once i agree with arc ur just wrong
Prudence: Okay you can debate this on the way there
Prudence: See you guys in 15 !!
Group Chat: spoopy season
Monday, Oct. 21, 11:09 PM EST
Jasper: Do you guys want to read the 8-page essay I wrote abt how Danny Phantom is a thinly-veiled metaphor for being trans instead of writing my lit paper
Prudence: Heck yes
Jasper: Link - Google Docs: Trans Icon Danny “Phantom” Fenton
Max: send it to bitch hartman
Jasper: I don’t have his email :(
Max: one sec
Warwick: Okay but important question why do so many superhero origin stories read like coming out stories
Henry: its the ~having a whole other side of you that you have to keep a secret from your friends and family~
Sage: false it’s the raw unadulterated power that comes with being queer
Ciara: this is true
Arc: The S in LGBTQ+ stands for Superheroes
Charlotte: Well I mean, we are the Gay Superhero Alliance
Prudence: Wait important question is Captain Man gay
Henry: captain man is bisexual
Henry: but also homophobic
Warwick: ...How does that work?
Henry: honestly? i have no idea.
Max: i set up a program that will spam bitch hartman’s private email with the trans danny phantom essay every hour
Jasper: How did you…?
Max: don’t ask questions
Prudence: You’re a national hero.
Group Chat: spoopy season
Tuesday, Oct. 22, 9:18 PM EST
Max: guess who just took home first place at the science fair :)
Charlotte: Sent an image .
Charlotte: WE WON!
Henry: N E R D S
Henry: jkjkjk congratssss
Arc: YES i knew you guys would win!!
Jasper: AW GOOD JOB IM SO PROUD :DD
Phoebe: Okay normally I’d be upset because they beat me but the anti-gravity field generator is maybe the coolest thing ever! And I got to play with it so I’m good.
Sage: you guys built an anti gravity field generator for the school science fair
Max: *in two weeks
Sage: what henry said, but without the jk
Sage: as in NERDS
Max: so i guess that means you’re not interested in the laser guided rocket launcher i built entirely out of motorcycle parts?
Phoebe: I’m sorry the WHAT
Sage: ...go on
Ciara: congrats guys that’s so awesome!! it makes sense that no one is any match for your combined brainpower
Warwick: FR you two are like the smartest people ever
Charlotte: Aww you guys are way too sweet shsgskdjd
Max: idk i think they have a point i mean i can’t speak for you but personally i’m kind of a genius
Ciara: aaand you ruined it
Phoebe: Do you expect any less from him?
Max: what can i say, it’s a gift
Charlotte Page-Bolton ➜ Redemption Arc Incarnate
Tuesday, Oct. 22, 9:29 PM EST
Charlotte: Hey listen
Charlotte: I just wanted to say I actually had a really good time with you this week
Charlotte: It was nice to, for once, work with someone who actually cared about what I had to say and I appreciate that.
Max: you don’t have to thank me for not being a dick lmao that’s a pretty low bar you’re setting for yourself
Max: but i had fun with you too
Max: it was nice to have an intellectual partner who isn’t a talking rabbit
Max: and dare i say it i think we made a pretty good team
Charlotte: Careful Thunderboy, your feelings are showing.
Charlotte: But you’re right. We should definitely build stuff together more often.
Max: or y’know. not build stuff
Max: on a totally unrelated note are you going to the fall festival with anyone
Charlotte: Not currently.
Max: would you like to be?
Charlotte: I guess that would depend on who was asking me.
Max: i know a friend who might be interested in taking you
Max: he’s really cool, don’t worry
Max: hilarious, kind of a genius
Max: great hair
Max: cute smile
Max: i hear he’s got a dark side
Charlotte: I might just be willing to give that guy a shot.
Charlotte: Tell your friend to pick me up at 7 on Friday.
Max: will do ;)
Max Thunderman ➜ The Brain Cell ™
Tuesday, Oct. 22, 9:40 PM EST
Max: (just to be totally clear, the friend is me)
Charlotte: *surprised pikachu.jpeg*
Group Chat: discount golden trio
Tuesday, Oct. 22, 9:43 PM
Charlotte: Guys,,, can we ft omg I’m so excited right now
Jasper: Ooh spill
Facetime from Charlotte 9:44 PM EST
Facetime ended 10:28 PM EST
Charlotte Page-Bolton left the chat.
Jasper Dunlop ➜ Soulmate ™
Tuesday, Oct. 22, 10:33 PM EST
Jasper: I think Charlotte’s really hurt
Henry: i didnt do anything
Jasper: Hen, you were kind of acting like a jerk
Jasper: And I think you know it
Henry: wtf no i wasnt
Henry: and shes the one whos bailing on us
Jasper: We didn’t actually make plans to go together yknow
Henry: yeah but we always do this stuff together
Henry: it was,,, implied
Jasper: You know I love you but you sound like such an ass rn
Jasper: She seemed really excited about going with Max and I think you’re ruining it
Henry: im ruining it??? hes a total dick!
Jasper: You don’t actually think that
Henry: he sold me and ray out to a bunch of villains the first time we met!
Jasper: Yeah but he’s clearly changed and up until today you didn’t really care about that
Jasper: I think maybe you’re jealous
Henry: im not jealous jasper
Jasper: Okay whatever you are she’s upset
Henry: so what do you want me to do about it
Jasper: Idk apologize??
Henry: for what exactly
Jasper: Being passive aggressive
Jasper: Acting like we’re entitled to her
Henry: she can date whoever she wants i dont care
Jasper: Sure you dont
Jasper: Just tell her youre sorry!!
Henry: dude she’ll be over it in like a day okay just leave it
Jasper: I’m not just gonna leave it
Jasper: I hate it when u guys fight
Henry: no ones fighting !
Henry: its fine !!!
Henry: give it a rest, jasper
Henry: i have to finish my hw
Piper Hart ➜ brother in law
Thursday, Oct. 23, 8:29 PM EST
Piper: okay so are you gonna tell me why my brother has been moping for the past few days
Piper: because he’s clearly upset but he refuses to talk to me
Jasper: Hes upset because Char’s mad at him
Piper: what did he do
Jasper: Well Char is going to the fall festival with this guy named Max in the grade above us
Piper: max like max thunderman
Piper: like the guy who keeps pulling pranks on principal bradford ?
Jasper: Yup that Max
Piper: damn that’s an unexpected pair
Piper: so he and char are like dating now? that explains why henry’s so upset
Piper: why is char mad
Jasper: Well idk if Id say theyre dating
Jasper: But well when Char told us Henry was kind of being a jerk
Jasper: He brought up all this stuff Max did when he was a super villain and sort of acted like Char was betraying us or smthn
Jasper: Idk he wasnt straight up mad just passive aggressive but Char was really excited about it and hes acting so jealous
Piper: ugh hen can be such an ass sometimes
Piper: i’ll try to talk to him
Piper: what about you?
Jasper: What about me
Piper: aren’t you jealous?
Jasper: Uhmm why would you say that
Piper: dude i know you like her too don’t even try
Jasper: Okay fine! I mean im not thrilled that she’s not going with us
Jasper: Kind of felt like it would be me and Hen and Char forever but
Jasper: Thats very stupidly naive
Jasper: And if shes happy w Max I’m not gonna ruin it for her
Jasper: Also I have plenty of experience with liking people who dont like me back so Im well trained
Jasper: OoPS gotta go study for my history test!!!! Bye!!
Piper: dude wait
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