11 Works in Quote: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

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    Anita Blake has battled monsters, captured serial killers, and even felled gods when the occasion called for it. But now, she finds herself facing down one of the biggest struggles she's ever faced--her own wedding. Her hate for grand spectacles vies with the guilt she has for failing a friend. And the guilt is winning.

    As Anita struggles with the escalating wedding plans, a more sinister threat looms on the horizon. A weretiger serial killer, Olaf, begins a gruesome countdown, threatening to target those Anita holds dear unless she surrenders to him. His deadly warning becomes reality when one victim is left in critical condition, forcing Anita to confront the looming danger head-on.

    And as if that crisis wasn't enough, a new problem emerges. Reverend Malcolm, leader of the Church of Eternal Life, brings Anita a disturbing case involving his followers. A mysterious curse, bearing the weight of biblical wrath, sweeps through his congregation. With time running out, Anita must unravel the curse's origins and stop it before it decimates the church members.

    Can Anita find the culprit responsible or will what remains of their lives slip like salt between her fingers?

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    English
    Words:
    19,515
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    293
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    Русский
    Words:
    10,165
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    537
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    Chuuya and Dazai got married a year ago. Lets take a look in to their daily lives and see the struggles of having a suicidal partner.
    Partially inspired by a mitski sound because i love her.
    (authors pronouns are they/he/any)
    AU FACTS--
    dazai--he/him
    same job
    likes candy
    romantic bastard
    chuuya--he/him
    therapist
    drinks a lot
    mildly romantic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    512
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    658
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    We all know Crowley likes to flirt and talk a big game right up until Aziraphale throws it back at him without batting an eye, right? An off-hand comment prompts a storytime prompts a... who knows? ;) Really this was just an excuse to write angel + demon banter and Crowley getting discomfited by his own brazen flirting.

    Language:
    English
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    2,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    916
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    When someone grows desperate, they tend to do desperate things. For a boy who's had the world's hatred on his shoulders for simply being born, desperation is a somewhat intimate ally.

    Poor execution of plans leads to poor decision making. Which might have been what lead Izuku to make a dead with the devil.

    However, it appears that he can't even do that right.

    He would later come to find that there are fates far worse than death.

     

    Or.

     

    Izuku just wants to die, and yet you can't kill what's already dead.

    Language:
    English
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    5,572
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    495
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    6,695
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    Humanity never seems to know what hits them when faced with ethereal (or occult) beauty - but then again, neither do the ethereal and occult being themselves.

    Or how Crowley and Aziraphale spend their jaunt through time making humans, deities, and everything in-between fall in love with them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,636
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3,662
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    Loki tries to conquer the world (again) but things go unexpectedly wrong.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    658
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    228
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    По заявке с Black Sails Fest "Закапывание, раскапывание сундука. Любые персонажи." Альтернативная история сокровищ, AU к большей части четвертого сезона.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    89
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    So what would you do if your friend with the Austen obsession and the disastrous romantic history came back from England with a Darcy-alike?

    Molly's not going to let Jane make another mistake. Set directly after the end of the movie.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,293
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    Companion to "Hell Is Empty." Stands alone, but makes more sense if you read that one first.

    Aziraphale is taken in by the Inquisition for witchcraft and finds help from an unexpected source.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    350
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    4,178
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    Companion to "And All The Devils Are Here." Stands alone, but it might be better to read this one first.

    Crowley goes to investigate this Inquisition he supposedly helped to start and finds Aziraphale instead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    435
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    4,910

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