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In order to accomplish his dreams of becoming an Auror after leaving Hogwarts Harry has to find a tutor who can help him in Potions.
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- Part 2 of Drarry Bunny Farm tales.
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Harry Potter knows lots of things. He knows his Auror partner is a prat. He knows he hates crowds and attention. He knows he loves his best friend, and he knows he’s not willing to sacrifice their friendship by admitting those feelings out loud.
But when push comes to shove, can he put his fears aside and let his true feelings be known?
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|| Celestia, a mysterious girl confined to the shadows in a restricted room in hogwarts, finds her solitary existence disrupted when Draco Malfoy, stumbles upon her safe heaven. ||
All characters belong to J. K. Rowling. Only original character is Celestia. ★
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His first year at Hogwarts . . . but it also would've been hers.
Struggling already as a single mother caring for her son, Hermione finds herself once again mourning the loss of Baby Girl Granger. She prepared herself, however, for the new school year. Until the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor bursts into Hogwarts, first-year daughter at his side, ready to wreak havoc on her life.
However, he doesn't quite know how close to his son he is, nor can Hermione tell him; Narcissa and Bellatrix made sure of that. -
am i the reflection in her eyes? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2023
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Being an overweight, half-blooded, not conventionally attractive witch is not an easy thing to be. Millicent knows this as well as she knows her name. Daphne disagrees with the last trait, though. (And never cared about the first two.)
Day 26: Sapphic and "Don't touch me."
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How birthday can go in such a different way than initially planned.
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Trwa lekcja eliksirów. Snape uprzykrza życie Gryfonom, Ślizgoni zyskują punkty, a Ron przeklina pod nosem. Nic nowego. Dzisiejszą porażką większości uczniów miał być eliksir odmładzający.
Jednak co będzie wynikiem spektakularnej eksplozji, która nastąpiła po niezbyt kulturalnym wtargnięciu Harry'ego do klasy?
Czy Snape oszaleje ze złości?
Jak długo będzie jeszcze żył Korneliusz Knot?
Dlaczego lepiej nie dotykać perfekcyjnie ułożonych włosów Dracona?
Na jak wiele sposobów można użyć bitej śmietany?
Jak nisko musi upaść skala, aby opisać urodę Pansy Parkinson?
I, co najważniejsze, dlaczego Snape chowa pod biurkiem dziecko?Series
- Part 1 of Harry And His Problems In Li(ov)fe
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After the war, all students that lost one year in the war, get an invite to an extra year. Draco has two choices: stay at home with his abusive father or go and risk getting bullied. He chooses the second option. Harry, of course, isn't happy to see him, but something seems off about Malfoy. Although, it is none of his business so he decides to leave it be. Until a collision lands them in the hospital wing, and Harry learns some interesting things about his sworn enemy.
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Hermione finds out she's an omega. Draco says he can help her with that. Obviously, he takes advantage of it.
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“There’s nothing you can do about your—condition.”
The healer’s words repeated bitterly in her head. How was it that in a world where nearly anything was possible there was nothing that could be done for her? Hermione tightly grabbed the small brown bag given to her my Madame Pomfery.
“Take one pill twice a day morning and night. You may take more if you feel the need to. Take no more than four a day.”
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They are listed as missing by janesstay for NeheMikkele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2022
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"Ginevra had just given birth to a son", - Draco looked in the direction of Wisette and Hermione. - "Potter only caught a glimpse of the child and immediately left for Oslo. Three months have passed and no one knows anything. Granger and I spent nights at the doors of the Minister and the Chief Auror for days. The answer is one: "They are listed as missing"
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Draco and Y/N find themselves engaged, despite their wishes. But maybe it isn't so bad as it seems.
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“I was starting to question if you were going to back out,” his cool and overly confident tones travelled down the corridor towards me as I walked down the otherwise silent corridor, the thin heel of my mustard patent shoes tapping on the concrete stone flooring as I walked towards him. “If you thought that was the case; I would argue you don’t know me at all well, and that would be quite pitiful on your part seeing as this isn’t our first late evening encounter,” I countered, a small smile playing at my lips as I stopped ahead of the Slytherin Prince’s second in command. I didn’t need to look over him properly – or to any extent for that matter – to know he would be smirking, wearing that same smirk that he now reserved for me, “are we going to stand out here all night or did I just suffer needlessly walking from the common room to here?”
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Short Story/ Fanfiction about my OC (Mai) who has a deep crush on Fred Weasley- with her group of friends, finds the courage to build up their relationship through dates.
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Hermione checks her watch. "Hmm. That's 36 minutes, Pansy."
The other witch swallows, but does not reply. She watches Hermione expectantly, brow lowered slightly above pitch black, catlike eyes.
"You know, I don't particularly like the number 36." Hermione muses, examining her nails. "I'm almost tempted to give you a double strike for that."
In her peripheral vision, she sees Pansy's unmoving form. The witch's face stays carefully blank, safe for the working of her throat. And her breaths are coming out a little bit faster, too, Hermione notes with a measure of satisfaction. Silence stretches for a while – a little longer – and then she's satisfied, and speaks up. "But now, what fun would that be?" She smiles playfully, shaking her head. "No, I think I'll give you another chance, Pansy."
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Hermione decides she's ought to teach Pansy a lesson in manners. And Hermione always gets what she wants.
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A short fanfic ;)
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Just some random oneshots that I will update every now and then.
Feel free to request ideas!
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Neville Longbottom was about to wed with his love Pansy Parkinson, but his best friends Rosalie (Fem!Ron Weasley), Hermione and Heather (Fem!Harry Potter) warns him about his cheating bride. For now he didn't listen them so join in this journey to found out more where this will go..
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After realising that Ginny is not for him, Harry starts an "enemies with benefits" relationship with Draco Malfoy. What was supposed to be just meaningless fun soon turns into something more and both boys will have to deal with it.
Luna and Ginny are really close friends, but a series of events brings them closer than ever... Could this be a romantic relationship instead?
Drarry/Linny. A hint of Romione.Series
- Part 1 of The Water Cycle
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While the so-called Golden Trio were off on their extended field trip, their classmates were dealing with the school year from Hell. With Snape as headmaster, Death Eaters are given free rein of Hogwarts, and the professors can only do so much to protect the students. You-Know-Who wants them brainwashed into followers of his ideals. However, everyone knows that Gryffindors never follow quietly.
Follow Neville and friends as they fight the new regime at Hogwarts during the seventh book of the Harry Potter series! TW: Carrows are abusive and vile; mentions of blood.
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Savage Slytherins (Texting Fic) by flashinference, YoutuberObsessed (flashinference)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jan 2020
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Draco creates a group chat and adds his older sister Kallista, Harry's SLytherin twin sister Liana, Blaise, and Pansy. Chaos ensues. Here's an excerpt:
Flowergirl: Potter just doesn’t want to be roasted like she was last time
Blaiseit420: no, Draco learned his lesson after that when she cursed his hair red for a week
Kalmal: kid looked like a weasley
Blaiseit420: he cried like one, too
Drakethesnake: ok shut the fuck up
Drakethesnake: I didn’t cry
Kalmal: lmao yes, you did
Blaiseit420: we all saw it
Drakethesnake: delete my life