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Harley's Family Tree by ddlovesbread
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
09 Apr 2022
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Harley is the son of Hephaestus, the god of fire, metalwork, and forges. He's perfectly fine and content with life.
Until his teacher asked the class to make a family tree.
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the title explains everything
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Harley makes a family tree and tried to explain his chaotic family to his school
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“Now, Zachary married his sister, Helen, and they had children, which my dad was one of them, I think? It’s confusing. And then Helen deemed my dad, who was Henry, too ugly, so she threw him off a second story window! My dad survived, and he escaped. Then he had me. The end.” Harley finished.
“In conclusion, my family was a bunch of incest people who liked to cheat on one another. Of course, this is just a portion of my family, since I do not have time for everything else.”
Everyone was now staring at Harley, and he was starting to wonder if he did something wrong.
The judges slowly backed away, and ran off to judge whatever, as Harley sat there nervously, people staring at him and his family tree, wondering what he did wrong.
“I feel like we have come to a decision.” One of the judges spoke up.
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Harley's Family Tree
Harley is the son of Hephaestus, the god of fire, metalwork, and forges. He's perfectly fine and content with life.
Until his teacher asked the class to make a family tree.
aka
the title explains everything
aka
Harley makes a family tree and tried to explain his chaotic family to his school