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The Eyes are the Lift Shafts to the Soul by roypeloy
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
31 May 2024
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Making tea seemed as hard a task as that Greek johnnie who held up the sky with his bare hands, though I’d gladly take hold of a bit of the blue stuff to get off on working a room with my employer and an old chum who thinks my employer is only playing at being my employer.
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- Part 2 of My Man Wooster
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Jeeves and the nightly endeavours by Yooijo
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
31 May 2024
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Now, I think I should tell you some things about my man, Jeeves. Jeeves, you see, is my valet and a fine specimen at that. Prepared for every occasion, with perfect manners and an impeccable appearance. And rather pleasant to look at if I may say so. An assessment that may be assumed to be mutual.
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In which Bertie encounters the pleasures of buggering. Naturally, Jeeves is on his side to help the young master.
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This is a collection of all the horny thoughts that occurred to me while reading/listening/watching Wodehouse in all his glory. Shots are loosely connected but don’t expect a coherent story.
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- Я не просто выпустил кота из мешка, я практически запихал его в пушку и выстрелил, приправив всё это дело фейерверками!
У Бертрама Вустера было немного секретов. На самом деле, мало кто стал бы оспаривать тот факт, что для мира он был точно раскрытая книга. Однако даже одна крошечная тайна может стать судьбоносной, о чём ему и его неподражаемому камердинеру вскоре предстоит узнать.
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Mutatis Mutandis by Esbe
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster, WODEHOUSE P. G. - Works
30 May 2024
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Mutatis Mutandis: (used when comparing two or more cases or situations) making necessary alterations while not affecting the main point at issue.
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Courtesy of GoogleI chose to call the fic so because no matter what in my mind the situation between them will be the same and I'm just trying to work around what is canonical with just one change which I feel wont make a whit of difference to the efficacy of Jeeves or the besottedness of Bertie. So there.
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Jeeves and the Thorny Hedge by FromTheMouthofKings
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
29 May 2024
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While Bertie is well used to fielding the odd scandal and disappointing his aunts (including in the matrimonial department), Jeeves has always kept his unfailingly upright professional life and his queerer personal life strictly separated. When Bertie’s old flame comes to stay in the Metrop. at the same time that Aunt Agatha has decided that Bertie will help her host a seance, two separate worlds stand ready to collide.
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He wears short shorts by Petra for dine
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
26 May 2024
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Standing for MP.
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The assorted hijinks of Catboy Bertie by A_Robins_nest
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, catboys - Fandom
25 May 2024
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Bertie is a catboy. That's basically it.
https://www.tumblr.com/gailcarriger/724146226193448960?source=share
This is the post that inspired this fic concept. Thank you Gailcarriger, Prokopetz, and Chiribomb☺️👍 -
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Mr. Jeeves– the man I work for, you know– is the brainiest cove you’ll ever meet in your life, bar none.
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- Part 1 of My Man Wooster
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The fourth part of the Bertie's Blog series. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, blogger, cat-fancier and (in)famous Drone, is once again engaged to be married. He is making every last frantic, onion-straining, loophole-laden effort to ensure that the wedding is NOT called off. That is because his betrothed is none other than Reginald Mandeep Jeeves!
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- Part 9 of Bertie's Blog
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Jeeves and the Duality of Man by pleasuredoingbusinesswithyou
Fandoms: House M.D., Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
15 May 2024
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Chase took a literal step back in surprise. “House? What on Earth are you doing in the Clinic? I never saw you come down from– When did you change your clothes? And… where’s your cane? And why are you… fifteen years younger?”
The young man smiled, and gave a little wiggly-fingered wave.
“Hullo! The epithet is Wooster, actually. Don’t know who this House chappie is, but he seems quite a name at this fine establishment, as old Bertram has been mistook for him thrice in twice as many minutes.” He chattered, in a cheerful, British way. Chase knew that House’s faux British accent was scarily accurate, (and the Australian accent he used to mock Chase was also often right on the money) but there was something about the polite, genteel affability of the speech that sealed the deal.
This man was not Gregory House.
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Some big soup gets beloved Bertie stuck in a cast or two. Jeeves takes care of all his needs. A bit much, what?
(injury is not described in graphic detail)
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Jeeves as a musician beyond an unsurprising competence on the ivories was uncharted territory, and I could already feel the more musical parts of the Woosterian grey matter straining to draw deeper meaning from his instrument of choice, and batted them back with a less musical stick.
[OR: The one where Jeeves plays clarinet, Bertie plays bassoon, and the Drones are having a concert tomorrow night.]
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Всякие расприятности и Дживс by jospodigeeves
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
14 May 2024
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солнце ясное влюбилось в луну.
// сборник драбблов
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Берти пытается разнообразить свой гардероб.
Результат -- как обычно.Series
- Part 1 of Галстуки и цвет оных
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The Panzy Craze of Brinkley Court by shitface99
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
13 May 2024
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Dratted telegrams, birthday balls, and fake fiancées; Bertie Wooster and his “cozy bachelor establishment” are in for the weekend of a dozen lifetimes. As for Jeeves, let's just say heels and slips aren't for the faint of heart.
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Half a Dozen Years or So by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
13 May 2024
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There was a line spreading out before us. Crimson, thin as a tightrope, and awfully tempting. Treading lightly to it, it radiated the sensation of a warm bath.
Yes, the line was very tempting indeed, yet Jeeves wasn’t holding up a hand to stop me.
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Five times that Bertie blurred the lines of feudal propriety, and the one time it was Jeeves. -
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Too many drinks drunk.
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- Part 16 of One Word Inspired Drabbles
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If You'll Have Me, Jeeves by ssleif for Ekevka
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
12 May 2024
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In a society where having the gene for shifting is considered Not Done, One Bertram Wooster has a rough day, and a revelation (or two)
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Bertie Wooster and the Den of Indecency by ejotter
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
12 May 2024
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Bingo invites Bertie to a play party at his uncle's mansion. Bertie brings Jeeves along and learns a few things about himself.
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if these delights thy mind may move, then live with me, and be my love by Ekevka for eponymiad
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster
09 May 2024
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Bertie Wooster knows he will fail to tell what he wants, so he writes a letter.