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    Steve Rogers was a man out of time. A few months after defeating Loki, he tried to navigate through the 21st century. Tony gave him a phone, Fury set him up in a new apartment, and Natasha even recommended dating his neighbour. Things weren't easy, but he was doing well for the most part. Then it went to hell. His morals and beliefs were being tested. A world that was completely different from his were bleeding through. All of this, because he decided to befriend one girl.

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    Peter has been screwing up a lot lately. The public is either pissed or concerned over him. Aunt May is worried for his health. Deadpool has stopped joking about Spiderman's mistakes. Jameson is on the brink of firing him. He’s starting to fall behind in his studies. Tony Stark is like a bloodhound on the trail of Spiderman's Identity. Everything he has been working towards for a decade is starting to unravel. No, Peter is starting to unravel. What is he supposed to do, though? Really, what? For once in his life he has no idea where to even start on fixing this all. And so, that is where Deadpool steps in.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    A compilation of some of the best pieces of fanart I've made over the years that I finally feel ready to share with the world!

    Heed the tags and enter at your own risk!

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    There's cash in front of him. A briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.

    Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.

    Things are much more complicated.

    Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.

    “But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”

    Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."

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    What if the spider bit somewhere else? What if the venom went straight into the brain? What if Peter didn't react well to the bite? What if Norman caught him? What if he became a test subject to avoid endangering his aunt and uncle financially? What if Spider-Man never existed? (Or what if he did but it changed just a bit)

    Recluse exists now. Peter Parker exists. Who is Peter Parker? The databases and information are gone, wiped, officials are paid to keep their mouths clamped shut less they risk a bullet to their brain.

    Fury is... curious. Which isn't a good thing. It's never a good thing to have Fury curious. The chairs are intimidated and that also isn't great. And worse of all, the newest avenger... Iron lad... is slightly endeared by this vigilant.

    Just who the hell is Recluse? Why does he have so many friends in high and low places?

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    Once was a mistake. Twice was a pattern. Three times would make him a murderer.

    Peter had made a number of mistakes in his life. Terrible, tragic mistakes, and all of them started and ended with Spider-Man. So he hung up the mantle and for five years, tried to think of anything but the gaping, Spider-Man-shaped hole in his life.

    For five years, alone in the worst of ways, he tried to exist only as Peter Parker.

    For five years, Peter Parker told himself that New York was better off without the Webbed Menace™️.

    And it worked! Peter may have been alone, but he wasn’t lonely. He wasn’t haunted by his failures. He was still helping people - doing Aunt May proud. He’d moved on. He was doing Fine.

    Until a failed kidnapping, a leather-clad mercenary, and a woman on the hunt for her long-lost brother drag Peter back into the familiar world of vigilante justice. And this time, Peter doubted the superhero life would let him go.

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    In New York City's nefarious underworld, James Barnes reigns supreme, managing legitimate businesses, illicit activities, and a network of connections. Those in society respect James; he has the local law enforcement in the palm of his hand and is feared by those around him. He believes he needs no one and is content with his lot in life. Until a naive small-town girl becomes his personal assistant, as she unwittingly pulls him into unfamiliar territory, James finds himself navigating uncharted waters of emotion and desire.

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    The dating life of two superhero's. Nothing can go wrong.

    “What’s all this for?” He asked playfully, resisting the urge to reach out for Wade, who was now looking much more relaxed and confident in himself.
    “What? I’m not allowed to wine and dine you every once in a while?” He did in fact have wine, nice wine, and Peter was starting to feel out of the loop.
    “That’s not what I meant,” He tread carefully, still endlessly curious about what would happen next. Wade was a skittish one when it came to his real feelings and Peter didn’t want to scare him off yet, “It just seems like you have something on your mind.”
    “I do, but I’m doing this shit properly.”

    A collection of short story 'dates' apart of Peter and Wade's lives now that they are entwined.

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    “Let me tell you, I am very, very, good at my job, because it’s impossible to get rid of me, and I don’t stop till it’s done. If you have any secrets, any dark crevices in that suit, I will find them.”

    Peter twitched. He planted his feet a little firmer on the ground. The air had grown colder around them. “Is that a threat?”

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    New York City has a vast array of vigilantes and superheroes that call its streets home. Dazai Osamu, Port Mafia Executive and Mori Ougai’s right hand, is deployed to start building relationships in the area. Mori, ever the fan of tests, leaves Dazai to figure out how to best handle the local vigilantes on his own.

    And Frank Castle? He’s just worried that keeping this kid who refuses to identify himself alive may be more difficult than he was hoping.

    Or; a city-wide adventure, hotel hopping, forging friendships with local heroes and a long-winded game of cat and mouse, all featuring an embittered Veteran and a suicidal teenage boy.

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    Spiderman wrings a promise from Deadpool: he won't go after Jameson of The Daily Bugle under any circumstances. Fine.

    He didn't say jack about the photographer, though.

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    The Spider had taunted them before. Sending them photos of his victims and little notes about how he loved to watch them work to rescue someone else who wouldn’t make it out alive.

    They never did.

    They’d never found a victim of the Spider alive.

    And now he’d come after the one person Jack loved most…

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    Peter Parker’s life hasn’t been going according to plan recently. Of course, this makes it the perfect time for Deadpool to swing into his life. To make matters worse, Peter’s spider-senses aren’t working around him.
    Meanwhile, Deadpool starts a bet with his friends that he’ll sleep with Spider-man within the next year, but has no clue how to woo the hero that hates him.

    aka Deadpool and Spider-man meet and then clash and then tolerate each other and then become friendly and then gain benefits and then become best friends and then fall in love

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    The first time Spider-man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.

     

    The second time Spider-man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.

     

    (Will update weekly)

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    It’s an accident.

    Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.

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    After a fight with Venom, Spider-man tells Deadpool the reason he hates him is because of his reputation of generally being a mercenary douche bag. Deadpool takes this as an initiative to better his public reputation so that he and Spider-man can get along, and to do that he makes a deal with J Jonah to write bi-weekly articles about Deadpool. And JJ hires the newly appointed writer Peter Parker to write them.

    Will try to upload semi-weekly

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    Wade annoys Weasel via chat at his bar.

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    Tony Stark lost his son and his Alpha in a faulty portal 18 years ago. He and his circle have been on Earth masquerading as superheroes, taking down Torvak cells, and trying to find them.

    Peter Parker is managing just fine, thanks. He thinks he's finally got a handle on these weird spider powers, and with his paid internship at Oscorp, he and May can finally afford to pay their bills. So what if sometimes he sprouts wings and grows fangs? It's just a part of his mutation, right?

    The last thing Harry Potter wants to do is track down an errant Reaper and kill yet another megalomaniac, but ever since he made a literal deal with Death in that forest, he's at her beck and call.

    Wade Wilson would prefer it if everyone could just forget he existed so he could suffer his eternity in the little bit of silence he has left. And he's been doing a pretty good job of it on Earth. But apparently, that's not on Death's agenda.

    Soldat doesn't know who he is, he just remembers his name: Bucky Barnes. At least he thinks that's what the cute little brunet is calling him in the few memories he has. If only he could remember his name, and why he feels like he desperately needs to find the kid from his dreams.

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    (Ima edit the already out chapters a bit) During the Sabretooth war, Victor ends up traveling to the future, seeing that he had been defeated he decided to see what wolverine is up to this year on his birthday finally free from his torment during his birthdays, seeing that out of all people Logan invited spiderman to celebrate his birthday. Victor wants to really make this a birthday to remember for everyone.

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    The girl at Arya’s side was no more than 11 and even so there’s was a desperation with which she clung onto her though Arya did not seem to mind it one bit. Weasel, Arya had called her, had found her way to Arya at King’s Landing before she disembarked 6 years ago.

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    10
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