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It was a beautiful day today, he thought. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and he had everything he could possibly want. A beautiful wife, a satisfying job and a perfect little pair of twins to dote over while Kristin managed their business.
Honestly he’d never felt so… fulfilled. He completed awe inspiring projects, met celebrities and took down hero agencies like they were nothing yet all of it blanched in the face of fatherhood.
It probably didn’t help that the twins were perfect in every way.
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Phil and Kristin notice their babies nails are getting a little long so they decide to clip them.
Wilbur enjoys all the fussing and accepts it happily. Techno however... does not.
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Baby bird sons experience claw clipping and have very polarised opinions about it
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- Part 22 of Dory's Dark SBI
- Part 3 of Don't Ever Let Go
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He turned to Techno, "Big Man Tommy Innit at your service."
Wilbur let out a noise that sounded very much like a strangled seal. Tommy whipped his head around with the speed of a cobra, "Oi, what're you laughing at?"
They dissolved into an argument over whether or not Tommy was a Big Man while Philza sighed and rubbed at the space behind the feathers located near his ears. He turned around and led Techno up the gangplank while Tommy chased Wilbur around the loading area.
"I hope you recognize the terrible mistake you've made by agreeing to this job, mate."
Or: Techno is a human who hops on the SBI crew and is now trying to hide his trauma and humanity.
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"It was a sunny day, a bit warm for a spring day.
Techno found himself working on the crops, watering the plants, harvesting the ones that were ready for it, prowling some land… Just his usual routine.
But something less usual about his routine was the pain in his upper back..." ;
It was supposed to be just another regular day on Techno's life, but sometimes being unaware of your roots makes you go for some unwanted things
Or... Techno grows wings :D
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Raise a Weapon to be a Child by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 May 2024
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Technoblade was a weapon. A dog. A tool.
That was what he was trained to be. That was what he had to be. That was the point of it all.
If he wasn't of use, then his masters would just throw him away. Or pawn him off to the next buyer.
But Steve wasn't like that... Right?
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Or: child soldier Techno get adopted by Phil
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Tommy Innit doesn't care about all the Hero and Villain nonsense that goes on. He just out here living his best life running a coffee shop. Doesn't mean he doesn't recognize the nonsense when it walks in.
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Strings of Fate (and the Puppets Who Dance) by StarlaStar64
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, ASMP, Hermitcraft SMP
28 May 2024
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“Sally! Are you ready to go, Pumpkin?” Mama’s voice echoes from the hall.
Curling her stumpy nails into the wooden basin, Sally frowns at her reflection. She squints and glares as hard as she can, as of the sheer force of her will might change what stares back at her.
But it never does.
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“All the realms shall come to ruin by the hands which You betrayed. Through the shifting tides, one soul shall each of Us claim.
Her Angel of Death will show Your people what it means to Fall. His Cursed will shed Your blood with the same mercy You showed Him. Your own Banished Child will be Your bitter End, and Salvation will come only by the heart of a Traitor.
Through the vengeance of Our Chosen Servants, might You consider whom You dare call the Betrayers.”
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Shapeshifter sisters Sally & Niki find themselves inexplicably tangled with a Divine plan and the lives of Their Chosen souls. In the face of the end of the world, will the right choice be made?
Will the Gods ever grant mere mortals the chance to choose at all?
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 May 2024
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
Being Hunted Brought Us Together by NetherVoid
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 May 2024
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It just had to be a trap.
Of course the merchant he was meeting with had someone follow him before they were even supposed to meet. And of course they would find a feather. JUST ONE FEATHER.Phil has heard of the insane prices the nobles are willing to bid on an elytrian as a showpiece, a pet. Should the hybrid be just a bit too feisty would the wings themselves still get a good price on their own.
All this just for some jewelry he wanted to trade for. Humans really are the worst.Enough kicking himself for not noticing the warning signs, he had to get away from the guards.
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Technoblade saves Philza from some guards that are chasing him.
Hybrids are hunted in this world for not being human, sticking together will help them survive. And maybe they get to gain something more.
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Technoblade sabia que el favor que Dream tenia sobre el acarrearía consecuencias. Pero como podria haberse imaginado que lo que en un principio parecia el simple favor de hacer una exotica pocion llevaria al cambio de todo lo que creia posible en el server?
Y lo peor de todo, Dream estaba en el centro, el ojo del huracan. Y Techno queda siendo absorbido, secretos guardados bajo llave compartiendose, formando una alianza contra un supuesto dios que pondria a prueba hasta que limites la lealtad y el compañerismo les podria llevar
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Dream canjea el favor que tiene sobre Technoblade por salvarle la vida encargandole hacer una pocion especial, la cual revela secretos sobre Dream y DreamXD que ponen en peligro todos los habitantes del server, pero Dream en especial.
Para intentar protegerlo, Dream se convierte en el compañero de piso de Technoblade, escondiendose del exterior y entablando una fuerte amistad que podria transformarse en algo mas profundo, mientras los planes del autoproclamado dios se desenvuelven por el camino. Techno debera decidir como navegar esta nueva situacion, intentando mantener a sus seres queridos a salvo mientras mas y mas se descubre del misterioso guerrero.
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Glasses? Don’t Need ‘Em (I Can Already See You Care) by Ren_TheBookWorm
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 May 2024
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“Techno, do you have a hard time seeing things?”
Techno looked at him with the most confused expression he has made in a long time. He looked back down to the knife in his hand and the poorly cut mushrooms. He tilted his head back to look at them from a farther away angle and looked back at Philza.
“So?”
“Techno you might need glasses.”
“...what’s glasses?”
Or Techno’s a Piglen hybrid just living in the nether and an immortal bird man, aka Phil, crashed into his mushroom farm. Oh ya and Mumza is there too. (As a goddess of course)
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For A Price by Cassafrass (Castherat)
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 May 2024
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Seen as lesser than human, hybrids are popular on the market. The type of hybrid you are determines whether you are a house servant or thrown to the fighting rings.
Technoblade was blessed as a human. He never indulged in the horrors of the hybrid trade, although, he couldn’t keep his silence any longer when he comes across three hybrid children in the market.
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Technoblade’s fur was white. Piglins were known for their bright pink fur, something Tommy had learned after he’d joined a crew of aliens out in space. Piglins were various shades of bright pink, some slightly reddish, but still pink. And Techno was pink. Now, he was turning white.
After a stressful three-month mission to rescue all the humans who’d been on the same ship as Tommy, who’d all been poached and trafficked, Tommy realized that Techno’s fur was no longer the bright pink it used to be, having become very desaturated. It was even starting to turn gray and white. He’s worried that he may have given the Piglin a human illness, but when Wilbur learns about “space-sickness” in Piglins, things take a darker turn. Techno, for his part, is just confused about why he keeps getting asked if he’s okay.
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“Shit” the bee hybrid said before he turned his head trying to find a good exit. He seemed to figure out what to do the second the door was broken down, flinging himself and his friends out a window.
Tubbo flew down gracefully, ranboo teleporting the ground, and Tommy gliding in suit. It now just dawned on him what was happening. Dream found him. Found them. They were no longer safe. The hunters found him and his friends.
Or, Tommy is seperated from his friends and captured by Dream and his group of hybrid hunters. He meets new friends in his journey of escape after years of torture and tortment. What will happen in his journey of finding his old friends?
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Tommy should have known better.
At 13 years old, he should have known better and stayed in that damn group house, given the foster system another chance, and stopped pushing away any adult who has ever tried to help him. At least on Earth he had that slither of a chance to get the normal, happy life he wanted, with people he loved and cared for just as much as they loved and cared for him.
Tommy knows now that his wish of having a family isn’t ever going to be granted. There will be no more chances.
Not thousands of miles away from Earth.
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Every SBI alien fanfic but I read them years ago and finally have the balls to write one myself AND post it.
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- Part 1 of Starbound Stuff
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A crow's, ehem, a moth's alloparenting (again) by A_Planet_Called_Saturn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 May 2024
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His mind could only think one thing.
'Friend. Familiar. Sam. Found. Friend. Familiar. Close one. Flock (?). Flock!'
Then his parental instincts kicked in.
'Alone. Youngling (?). Chick. Take him. Take him. Mine. Mine. Sam. Flock. Familiar. Flock. Chick.'
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Technoblade sighed tired and tought about how the man may have been feeling so lonely and old that he just started bringing in more children again, but now to the Artic, to the Artic! At this rhythm, there wouldn't be orphans in the world anymore.
Scary.
Pog.
Dadza
No more orphans!?
Oh no.
He sighed again.
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The said mix of my previous Dsmp work (Fiding Paradise) with this one.
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- Part 3 of Opportunities (for better or for worse)
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Trust Me, You Do Not Want to Be Royalty (Here's Why) ||DISCONTINUED|| by RavanaMelodic, SizzlingMilkshake, ToastyIdeas
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
15 May 2024
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As the spinner finally stopped, Dream opened the little door to its side. He spent a bit of time choosing which card to pick, but he finally settled on one. He opened the card and spoke out loud:
“TECHNOBLADE MINECRAFT!”
The whole room went silent, with the only sound coming from Phil who spit out his drink. Then, Tommy burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as he did so.
After Technoblade got over his initial shock, he exclaimed, “HEH?!” His mouth fell open. When had his name even been entered– oh.
Or literally Techno blade becoming a princess. But he has to deal with Wilbur Soot. It is not fun.
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Run - Origins Smp Au by slowdowndaisy
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 May 2024
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A group of seven origins who live amongst the humans are forced to go in hiding and on the run as an unexpected visitor shows up at their door one day.
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Paradise on my right, Hell on my left and the Angel of Death behind. by Thorpendipity
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 May 2024
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Prince Theseus of Pandora has been claimed as a royal hostage of the Antarctic Empire. Stripped of his planet, Theseus is delivered to his captors, who will do whatever it takes for their little prince to see them as family.
Heavily inspired by Dune, by Frank Herbert.
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Spread Your Wings, Flightless Bird by sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 May 2024
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In the middle of the destruction stands a man with pitch black wings big enough to stretch all the way across the wide hallway. And he’s looking straight at Tommy.
Tommy’s breath hitches in his throat and his knees almost buckle under the weight of his terror. He takes a shaky step backwards, suddenly hoping that Punz would still be after him, but he’s managed to lose the man in the maze of hallways, and now the hybrid looks at him and says something but Tommy can’t hear him over these goddamn sirens and oh god, he just wanted to find Dream–
Or: Tommy, an avian, doesn't know of life outside the laboratory. It's the only home he's ever had. So when Phil breaks in and takes four abused hybrid kids to a safehouse, he's surprised to see that one of them isn't at all happy to be saved.
(Or: lab-themed sbi hurt/comfort. I'm a sucker for angst with a happy ending.)
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Phil's cat cafe filled with Villains and vigilantes by I_am_very_bored_so_now_this_exists
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
09 May 2024
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Phil had always been a bird guy, but birds had always been expensive to keep in enclosed areas and that didn’t exactly match the budget of a cafe. So a cat cafe it was. The Cafe itself had a nice forestry look with chaotic placements of plants and cat trees. Saldy running a cafe by yourself is key to burn out, and Phil was already pretty burnt out so he planted a couple help wanted posters outside his shop and online.
(this story is a Wip)
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or Tommy and Techno aren't civillians and drag Phil in on accident after Phil semi saves and adopts themor or Tommy starts working for Phil to hide from Dream and Techno is suspicous of the local birdman