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“You talk to all customers this way?”
The thin green snake with a yellow underbelly hisses, as if sensing his attitude. Is that one venomous?
“Yeah, I do Fuckface McGee—who are you and what you doing in my reigns?”
“Aren’t you fourteen—isn’t ‘reign’ a too big of word for you?”
Anger flashes on his face. “Okay, creep, who the fuck are you and why do you know my age?”
He huffs. “Guess you could say I’m the foster brother you’re gonna have to put up with.”
Techno is two years away from aging out of the foster care system, he can't wait, but in the meantime, he finds himself placed with one weird family that runs an animal sanctuary.
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The Little Prince by BewitchingNotes
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jun 2024
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It's Techno's birthday, but he wakes up little!
It's okay, his family is more than happy and prepared to celebrate the little man's birthday.
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A collection of things to celebrate Technoblade's 25th birthday!
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Chapter 1: Story/Fic
Chapter 2: Me (Author) Talking
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At first he thought that it may have been Steve but when he looked down at the dog he found him staring back at him innocently, completely quiet.
He heard it again. This time it was a bit louder and sounded more like a cough. It was coming from within the ally, so Techno pulled out his phone with a sigh and turned on his flashlight before stepping down the street.
There were a few things Techno could have expected, a drunk or maybe a homeless person, or a stray racoon but what he found was his rival rolled up into himself sitting on the floor.
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a comfort rivals duo fic where Techno takes care of Dream after he gets injured
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All These Colours Fade For You (Carry Me Slowly, My Sunlight) by HallowedBlock07
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Jun 2024
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Collection of oneshots I write about my favourite DSMP character.
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Never Fade in the Dark (Remember You Will Always Burn as Bright) by GenevaWren38
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 May 2024
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“Go have some fun for a little bit, call it guarding them but go enjoy your youth. You have so many strong people around feeding your determination, let them see your sweetness too kid.” He offers kindly, Pomme’s eyes wide as a single tear drops from her right eye. “I know you want to better yourself but you must make time for fun too, burning yourself out is an endless cycle you don’t want to start. Make the memories while you can, often those will become the timber to your flames when you need that extra bit of strength. Listen to an old warrior who wishes he spent more time laughing and less time fighting, you need as much if not more love to balance out a stubborn will.”
A few heartbeats pass before she reaches up to clasp her hand atop Techno’s, giving the smallest smile and a nod. Mouthing thank you, he watches her turn and leaves to be with her siblings who greet her with open arms.
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Techno manages to convince a higher being to be allowed to visit his best friend where he lives on the QSMP for his birthday, fluff ensues between the piglin and a certain dragon egg with two toned eyes.
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- Part 13 of Technoblade-Centric Stories
- Part 26 of Geneva Wren's QSMP Tales
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You Lean Over Ledges So Often (I wish you could fly) by crissycrossgaming
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
31 May 2024
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Technoblade trains Jimmy up for a life series, and all the challenges that entails.
This work is for TNSquid! A truly wonderful person who gave me this truly wonderful prompt! Also, this work is part of the Voices for the Blade 2024 project! The admins are incredible so everyone give them some love. Hope you enjoy!
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Not all Treasures are Silver and Gold by ifisayjess
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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Technoblade would like to say that he had been rather patient with the humans traveling through his territory.
He had let them take their ship across his part of the sea, but it had been days since Techno first noticed the change in the water, alerting him of the ship. An entire week since it fully entered the area ... And it was still there.
It was getting on his nerves. So he gave the humans a final warning, a rattling hiss that could be heard even when on the surface, a siren’s warning to leave the area.
His warning was blatantly ignored.
So with a clean conscience, he lured the ship into the rocks. Waiting until the boat sank to explore its contents.
He didn't expect to find... a pup.
- Technoblade finds a pup after sinking a human ship, adoption ensues.
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- Part 23 of Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle
- Part 30 of The Bedrock Bros Agenda
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Techno, a piglin from N3-THR is trying to save his sounder. Tubbo, an... ordinary human, is his only way to earn his families' leave from the mines. But Tubbo never asked to get kidnapped, and Techno can trust promises less than he hoped.
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This is where I just write about SBI ( no Wilbur, sorry not sorry ) and make them just being snuggling and cuddling with each other.
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How to Parent like a Piglin by AelinCreativ
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 May 2024
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What if Technoblade did die, but came back and tracked Phil down to Quesadilla Island and found a little girl all alone in an attic and realized that he had a new purpose in life? And what if he took this new purpose to do his god's damned best to keep his little princess and everyone else safe and alive on this island that seemed determined to kill them all?
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Technoblade is Tallulah's parent AU with a lot of fluff and a big what if where I throw THEE anarchist bourgeois pig in a monarch's outfit at the Federation and watch what happens.Series
- Part 1 of Throw a Pig(lin) at It
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Tommy Theseus Innit has learned a lot of things while being Dream’s main source of food. Not to talk back. Not to complain. Not to ever question what Dream says. Obey the vampires. Among other things.
But none of these rules and don’ts prepared him for this. He’d lived his entire life in The XDCoven but because of Dream’s disrespect he was being gifted to another coven to make up for Dream’s behavior. But it wasn’t just any coven. It was TheFirstEmpire, the oldest coven in vampire history! Lead by none other them The Angel of Death himself, and The Blood God. Two of the oldest vampires to exist. Tommy was never good at behaving around anyone but Dream.
But now? He has to be perfect. Or else he could very well cause the destruction of his coven.
Or: Tommy gets given as a peace offering to Phil and Techno. Gets adopted. and slowly learns the confusion of vampire politics.
Or or: Tommy gets adopted by SBI and friends and learns what it’s like to actually be loved ;33
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The Road to Success (Is a Bloody Mess) by bluebirdonafence
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 May 2024
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It felt like serpents writhing under his skin in a race towards his fingertips, burning his flesh and snapping their teeth at his veins until they spilled out in a red caustic light that shimmered like fresh blood in the sunlight. The glorious red shine wrapped around his hands like a glove, sparking with electricity as it jumped over his skin in arcing spikes and made the very earth beneath him tremble. He couldn’t remember the look on the hero's face, but for a moment, their eyes met–confused brown against wide, stormy blue–before a wild cry left his throat, launching himself forward with his hands outstretched.
And the world turned red.
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Tommy is the top ranked Villain in the entirety of Essempe, rising to power after (unintentionally) murdering the Top Hero, Íchos, during the formation of his abilities-and taking down an entire district with him. And after being officially named a 'Villain', he just decided to roll with it.
Bedrockbros, Angelduo, Goldenduo and Benchtrio will be written.
But mostly Bedrockbros.
What can I say, I'm a sucker for 'em.
(Please remember this is a dark fic. Read at your discretion.)
(I do not support CC!Wilbur. Believe victims.)
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Solstice Day is an important day for many village young boys and girls.This is a chance, a huge opportunity, to feel the impact of alien forces, the power of nature and the voice of God on yourself, which will lead you to your own destiny, your betrothed mummers.
But, nothing promises that your destiny will be as sweet as you dreamed.he can smell of mud, natural decomposition and possess scaly hands that will eventually drag you to the bottom of his swamp...
Although...who knows, maybe even with such a fate, you will be able to find your own happiness and blossom.
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“Yo,” Techno says, hoping that they understand Common, “do you, er. Know the way back to the Nether-lands from here? I’ve gotten a bit turned around.”
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Or: Techno kills some slaver pirates, crashes a ship, and kisses a merman named Dream. Life's a bit funny like that, sometimes.
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Tommy dies, and then he wakes up staring at a young piglin hybrid who looks uncomfortably familiar. And he's in the Nether. Wait, what did the kid say his name was? Okay, so he's in the past. That explains it.
Like hell it does! What is he supposed to do now?!
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Tommy is The Adult and Techno is Very Curious about this random werido. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.
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- Part 1 of A Man Named Theseus
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Feats of Lion, Figure of Lamb by iorion
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 May 2024
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Techno's soulmate is introspective and thoughtful. Techno's soulmate is a hardened soldier, with tragic stories to tell, using wise old words. Techno’s soulmate is a lover, a fighter, a poet, and a performer.
Tommy is none of these things.
... Right?
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OR: the Bedrock Bros platonic soulmate + foster au where, as soulmates, they couldn't be more alike. As brothers, they are exact opposites. They just need to learn to consolidate their presupposed differences, and everything will make sense.
Neither one knows how to do this.
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How to Take Care of an Enderman: 101 by ImmortalPheonix
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
12 May 2024
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The piglin brandished his sword and cut down the first few mobs in front. The horde didn’t even look his way. He managed to get through a good few before some noticed his presence and lunged. They quickly fell beneath his hooves. Now that Techno was closer, he could see what the mobs were congregating around. Dodging past spider legs, arrows, and heavy-footed zombies was a little black-and-white blur, and when it tripped over its tiny feet, Techno got a good look at what it was.
A baby.
And a baby enderman at that, judging by the inky black skin and faint particles floating around it.
Or; Techno aquires a child. hee hoo
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Philza Minecraft. Popular dad figure among the qsmp. Father of Tallulah and Chayanne.
He was a happy guy right? why wouldn't he be? had everything he wanted, shelter, food etc
so why couldn't he actually feel happy
why did he feel like this
why did he have this habit.
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Techno wasn’t new to the whole ‘things will get worse before they get better’ concept. But moving to the middle of nowhere was something he didn’t expect out of that statement. Not when he thought he had already gotten to his lowest moment.
He doesn’t think it can get worse, but when he gets bitten by a huge ass dog and his whole world changes, he thinks he spoke too soon.
Way to fucking soon.
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Phil moves Techno and his older brother Wilbur to a small town in the hopes of bettering his mental health or whatever. It seems like his life being turned upside down is part of this grand scheme as Techno’s thrusted into the world of werewolves, hunters and a family outside of what he’s always known.
He doesn’t think this is going to end well.
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- Part 7 of 🥀2022🪓
- Part 2 of Werewolves, Witches and Vampires oh my