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Hermione's got just one year left before she earns her bachelor's and can finally get the hell out of this town. But as the stress mounts, she finds herself looking for a way to let loose. Just a little bit.
Flirting with that weird guy at the bar couldn't hurt, right?
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Świat wreszcie jest na swoim miejscu. Harry Potter nie żyje. Voldemort legalnie przejmuje władzę nad Wielką Brytanią, realizując ortodoksyjną politykę czystej krwi. Ku zadowoleniu Dracona i z jego finansową pomocą.
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[ HP Recipe Fest 2024 - Pavlova ]
When Draco Malfoy turns up to a Pot-Luck banquet fundraiser hosted by Hermione Granger, making a generous financial donation to an issue he couldn't care less about, she can't help but be suspicious of his motives. To top it off, he takes a particular fascination with her dish-- an Australian Pavlova-- and keeps going back for more.
But Hermione denies giving him the recipe, unless Draco proves he can cook the dessert using her muggle method.
Is it more than just his pride that makes him agree?
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What if Draco wasn’t actually up to something in sixth year and instead it was Theodore Nott?
Draco Malfoy has recently realized that he’s put to much effort to making Harry Potter and his bitches lives miserable that he’s neglected everyone else, so this year he will be leaving potter alone in suit of gracing everyone else with his bitchyness. One problem Theodore Nott is being weird. And Draco the amazing friend he is, is trying to figure out why. But of course Harry Potter won’t leave him alone For some reason.
Just let him serve cunt for one year.
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“You must understand I had to see you. Despite my better judgment, your blood status, and my family's expectations on such matters, I must place them all aside to ask you to put an end to my misery.”
“I do not follow you, Mr. Malfoy,” she replied, confused.
“I love you, Miss Granger. I must express my most ardent affection for you.” Malfoy swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing. “Please honor me by accepting my hand.”
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A Dramione Pride and Prejudice retelling of Mr. Malfoy’s failed first proposal to the fiery Miss Hermione Granger.
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It's been two years since the Battle of Hogwarts. The Dark Lord still reigns, with only one Horcrux remaining. The Order of the Phoenix awaits the perfect moment to strike. Following the Manor incident, Draco has aligned himself with the Order, dedicating himself to their cause and sharing a bed with a particular curly-haired Muggle-born. Is their connection fueled solely by passion, or do deeper feelings lie beneath the surface? As Draco sets out on a dangerous mission with the Order to destroy the final Horcrux, Hermione realizes she can't bear the thought of living without him.
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"I need you to put your thickest of skins tonight Granger"
"And why is that?"
"My mother might just have a heart attack, my father on the other hand" He grinned "We'll be the receiving end of his sharp tongue if we're lucky, his wand tip if we're not"
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Microfic: The Antics of a House Husband (dramione) by mindi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2024
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vexatious adjective vek-sā-shus
1.) causing vexation, DISTRESS; "vexatious delays"
2.) intended to harass; "a vexatious lawsuit"
3.) full of disorder or stress, TROUBLED; "a vexatious period in her life"
synonyms include: exasperating, irksome, and Hermione Granger."
Draco resisted the urge to look at her. If she saw him smiling now he'd lose out on the opportunity to rile her up a little more before the joke is up. Hermione had been taking her shoes, coat, and scarf off when he finished reading the definition. With one shoe still on and only her coat actually properly hung up, she slowly stalked towards him. "Draco. Lucius. Malfoy. That cover looks VERY familiar. It wouldn't happen to be a dictionary from MY bookshelf, would it?"
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A lovely beach night confessions and naughty ideas between the golden trio and their spouses reveals that some deserves something more while the others are getting not much.
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Apprentice Healers Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have little to do with one another despite attending the same wizarding university.
But when a new Ministry of Magic imposed class on modern muggle dating and pureblood courting rituals forces them into a relationship based on so-called magical compatibility, they have no choice but to see the relationship through to graduate.
Draco looked at her. She could’ve sworn she saw a flash of sharp white canines. “I’ll be sure to owl Rita, Granger, looks like we are going on a date.”
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The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions by Aryanwen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2024
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Hermione needs a helping hand and Malfoy is willing to lend her his. However, his help comes at a price.
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“What are you going to offer me, Granger? For my help?”
He was staring at her with a piercing gaze. Hermione didn't want to play his game. If he was asking, there must have been something he wanted from her. “What would you like?”
He smirked, tapping his fingers on the armchair. The muscles on his forearm flexed, making the tattooed snake move.
“Maybe many things. Or maybe nothing. What’s your and Weasley’s favourite sex position?”
His expression didn't change. He looked at her as if he’d asked her a normal question, about the weather or her favourite book.
“What?”
“Don't pretend you didn't hear me. In. What. Position. Does. Weasley. Usually. Fuck. You?”
“None of your business.”
“Yeah? And here I was thinking you wanted my help…”
She hesitated. “If I answer you, will you help me?”
“I dunno.” He shrugged nonchalantly. “Maybe?”
Hermione clenched her fists. The Germans had the perfect word for a face like his. Das Backpfeifengesicht. A face that’s asking for a slap. -
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“A hundred thousand Galleons,” Draco declared, cutting off every other auction bidder foolish enough to think they’d get in his way.
As the words left his mouth, a sudden sense of regret seized him. Centuries of Pureblood wisdom felt forgotten, like a forsaken grave he’d stomped on in his pursuit for hedonistic depravity. The rapid flutter of his heart, the need that pumped in his veins, the sheer starvation lurching in his stomach–all this, for a mudblood.
Whatever that feeling was, whatever guilt festered inside him, it was miniscule compared to the all-encompassing resoluteness that filled him when he was announced the winner. Of course he was. In no world was he going to risk losing her to the feculent hands of his fellow Death Eaters.
If he let himself ignore the shame, he could come to terms with the truth that slowly settled in his bones: Draco Malfoy was destined to have her.
She was his.
Hermione Granger was his.
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The Great Sexcapades of the Horny Weasley Family by Firemione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2024
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The Weasley family, known for their pureblood wizarding heritage and traditional values, discovers the intriguing world of modern Muggle relationships. Curiosity leads them to explore concepts such as Swapping, Sharing, and open relationships, challenging their old-fashioned beliefs. As they navigate these unfamiliar territories, the Weasleys find themselves caught between the allure of new possibilities and the preservation of their magical traditions.
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Draco Malfoy kidnaps Cedric Diggory and steals his identity using Polyjuice Potion in his desperate and jealous attempt to compete in the Triwizard Tournament.
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Draco points his wand at the sleeping girl and takes a breath. And of course, she gives a f***ing little sigh and lifts her f***ing little hands over her f***ing little face with her f***ing rosy freckled cheeks.
Obviously, he could leave her here, letting the others handle the situation. But Draco finds that he's become a f***ing sod, and the thought of leaving the girl alone with any other Death Eaters weighs on his conscience.
Because apparently, he still has one.
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Hardened Death Eater Draco Malfoy finds himself reluctantly harbouring a little girl with an uncanny resemblance to a former childhood enemy. With the intention of using the child as a bargaining chip, Draco is quick to learn that even the tiniest thorn can pierce a calloused heart.
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Dramione Enemies to Lovers Ongoing War Fic -
Magic and Swords by GaySolangeloshipper69, Saffronsrose
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
05 May 2024
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There is so much going down. I mean... Harry Potter died at the Order of The Phoenix. Jason and Leo have been pining on each other and literally everyone knows but them. Aphrodite wants Jason and Leo together. Hecate wants Harry Potter back alive.
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Hello friends! I have written my first Dramion fan fic! For now, it is a stand alone short story that I intend to flesh out into a full novel.
What you need to know to follow along:
This story diverges from canon from the night of the Slughorn Christmas party. Events unfold that lead Draco to turn against Voldemort. He makes a deal that allows him and his father to start a new life far away.
It is currently 2002. Draco and Hermione are in their early 20s and reside in Southern California, living a mostly muggle life, but not by choice. They ran into each other by accident about 2 days ago, having not seen each other for almost 6 years. They instantly fell smitten for each other, but haven't admitted it yet, aside from a ton of heavy flirting. They haven't spent more than a few hours apart since they reconnected. Hermione is reeeally into the fact that Draco lives in the muggle world.
Oh, and Lucius Malfoy lives with Draco and has had his mind altered. He no longer knows magic exists. He believes he is just a middle-class widow who loves his son. He is a good dad. The best dad. This is my catharsis.
Everything will make sense eventually. I promise.
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Draco Malfoy is terrified.
Draco Malfoy is wretched.
Draco Malfoy is falling.
Hermione’s blood shifts, chemicals flooding, heating, and cooling to unworldly degrees in her veins as she tires to piece the fissured emotions in him. Because she feels him. Physically feels his presence.
And Hermione knows she is ruined.
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On Hermione Grangers nineteenth birthday a Veela gene sprouts and threatens to unearth her already broken world. She is lost, alone and refusing to grapple with the after effects of war when a letter is sent summoning all 8th year students to reconcile at Hogwarts. However, Hermione is not the same. In more ways than one. And when her eyes lock onto the disastrous version of a once glorified Draco Malfoy- something awakens alongside the new bloodline pumping in her veins. A birds call in her heart.Veela Hermione Fic. Expect pinning and a very not nice Draco Malfoy with a large helping of angst.
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Там, на льду, всё кажется возможным. Особенно, когда они катаются вместе. Даже их самая несбыточная мечта — олимпийское золото.
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Harry told Malfoy he likes him, and things went out of hand from there.
Basically a bunch of smut. I got this bad boy-ish Malfoy that I just had to get out of my head. Don't worry, things will eventually work out in the end, and he is also kind of sweet.