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    Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”

    Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”

    Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added. “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”

    Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”

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    The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.

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    Its a chatfic
    And everyone is trans.
    Dream SMP with nonhuman characters and they almost all use neos. and there's a few systems as well

    **author is part of a system**

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    Techno leaned one hip against the table, watching. The alien who controlled the ship he was living on hit the side of his tablet with his hand, as though that would make a download work faster.

    “I always find that helps,” Techno said dryly. “Electronic equipment likes it when you treat it like a shampoo bottle, I think.”

    “Shut,” his owner said, pointing at him, and Techno’s heart stopped in his chest. He knew pets weren’t supposed to make noise-- he knew that very well-- but he’d thought that since they shared a language he was allowed to commentate on things? Phil had liked his jokes when he made them, he thought? He pressed suddenly damp palms to his legs. But the feathered alien was bent back over his tablet, muttering under his breath. “I fuckin’ know you’re a fuckin’ pet guidelines chip, but I want you to fuckin’ show me what my human can eat that’s actual food. C’mon, people feed their pets their food sometimes, don’t they?” He glanced at Techno, feathery brows lifted. “Don’t they?”

    He didn’t seem mad. His owner was just making a fuss for impact. It was fine, this one was a good gig, he was fine. Techno made himself relax.

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    |You owned this church and you sure as hell weren't gonna let it down|

    This chapter will be a little short

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    “They’re the perfect family for you, Techno. I think it will work out really well if you let it.”

    Techno frowned as he remembered the words his social worker had told him when dropping him off at this house. The worst part was she was right. They were perfect. Phil never yelled, never put his hands on any of them. Wilbur didn’t flaunt the fact that he was Phil’s bio kid, or that he was the oldest. Tommy didn’t invade his space or take his stuff. They hadn’t done anything wrong. Nothing. So it only hurt more that it wasn’t working. Techno was the problem. There was no denying it. He had no one to blame but himself.

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    “Oh, it’s good,” Techno said. “Everything’s good. The room’s good. Great!” He gestured to the room at large, taking in the sitting area with couches a little too low for his piglin frame, the desk he was definitely too big for, and the radiator that hissed at odd moments. “Everything’s just fine.”

    The elytrian came around the front of the bed, closer to where Techno was sitting awkwardly hunched over the desk. “That’s good.” He tilted his head to the side, golden hair swinging. “I’m here to make sure that if you want anythin’, you can get it.” The man was wearing green robes that tied in the front, slit up the side to high on the hips. And seemingly, nothing underneath it. One shoulder of the robe slipped off his shoulder, exposing pale skin.

    Techno fiddled anxiously with one of his pens, trying not to look at the man’s shoulder. He should pull that up, he was gonna get cold. The end cities were always cold. “I’m good! I don’t need anythin’.” He tried to smile, aware that after a day of being polite, it probably looked more anxious than placating. “Everythin’s been just great so far.”

    Day Seven: The Nether | The End

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    So, when he was so close to the end of his shift at the coffee shop, a horrible smelling person stumbled in. Had they been just a few minutes later, Techno could’ve been home, enjoying not being in the middle of the streets when the first of the hordes started. But no, right at the end of his shift. Even zombies could be asshole customers.

    The encounter went by in a blur, people screaming, Techno jabbing the end of a broom stick into the zombie’s eye, he may have even taken a hot cup of coffee and threw it at one of the undead. By then the gig was up, he couldn’t be in denial anymore.

    Zombies were real, and they were the worst type of customer.

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    Or, Technoblade finds himself alone in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. He clears out an entire city of the undead but people from his past and particularly annoying thieves keep disrupting his peace. Being alone has reaped it's benefits but maybe he can try something new.

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    Tommy doesn't think he can keep going. But that's okay, because his plan is just about to go into action. And if all goes right, he won't be alive to celebrate his twelfth birthday.

     

    (Or, Tommy is horribly traumatized and tries to commit die but his family doesn't know. And he might die. He might not. It might even be worse than that. I guess you'll have to read if you want to find out. :] )

     

    I'm more focused on a draft right now so this fic may not be updated for a while, sorry!

    !!!This story has multiple endings!!!

    ON HIATUS!

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    Wilbur is the last phoenix hybrid to ever exist. He has isolated himself for many lifetimes in a fickle attempt to keep his species alive.

    But what happens when he befriends the Craft family and develops hanahaki because he feels like they don’t care about him the same way he does for them? What happens when he begins to die because of his love for them? (Because he struggles to see that they do love him back.)

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    The Watson family was a mob, of some sorts. Like a normal mafia group, they are out to get people, but instead they are out to get the bad guys. And although they were close, they all had things they didn't want to admit.

    Technoblade Watson doesn't like kids. No matter what you try and say, he doesn't.

    Ranboo $*#?@! doesn't need a family. No matter what you try and say, he doesn't.

    Of course, both of those are false. But will they admit that? Never. That is, until the two meet at a bakery where Ranboo works. So, over time, as they somehow keep managing on bumping into each other, how could Techno not get attached to the kid?

    The thing is, however.

    Nothing good comes out of being associated with the mafia.

    Especially not when someone is always watching, always waiting, and always looking for a way to hit them where it hurts.

    Could they manage to form something incredible, despite all the obstacles to come?

    It seemed nothing short of impossible.

    GO CHECK OUT SURPRISE ADOPTION POG BY B0N3D4D1, IT IS WHAT INSPIRED THIS FIC AND IT IS OH SO GOOD

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    Closeted Trans Technoblade tries to survive his last year in foster care with the Watsons.

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    This fic is a shameless rip-off of the lego batman movie but it's SBI.

    Basically:

    Technoblade has everything. He is successful, rich, famous and powerful but overall he is lonely. So when he accidentally adopts a child and has an oddly familiar commissioner requesting an alliance it should be easy to slip back into an unlonely life, right? After he finds himself in a mess he can't dig himself out of alone he realises it's not so simple.

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    Among the coldness of winter, where nature still lies dormant, there are unique and enigmatic flowers that defy the seasons, a jewel hidden in the whiteness of the winter landscape, whose petals of vibrant colors and intoxicating fragrance bloom solitary in the midst of the snow, like a secret treasure that nature has jealously guarded, a living proof of the beauty and resilience that can emerge in the most adverse moments, a floral mystery that ignites the curiosity and admiration of those who live beyond the cold winter lands, who would give anything just to smell that beautiful flower of the winter empire.

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    “…I’m not doing so good, Phil. Can you come get me? I want to-” he broke off with a choked sob. “I want to go home.”

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    Techno fails his college midterm and takes it very hard.

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    Technoblade is Phil's half-brother.

    That doesn’t matter, not really. Phil introduces Wilbur and Tommy as his brothers despite them holding the same relation, not seeing the point in adding any precursors about how much blood they share or whatever. They’re family and that’s what matters. But, Phil doesn’t see a brother sat before him. He doesn’t even see a half-brother. He sees… a stranger.

    Through a series of unfortunate events that are Techno's life, he ends up in the custody of his college-aged and practically estranged brother Phil. Saying that it's an adjustment would be the understatement of the year. It could be worse. But it sure as hell could be better too.

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    On Techno’s 16th birthday the court allows him to decide who he wants to live with. He chooses his older brother, Phil. Surely nothing will go wrong…

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    Techno’s director says that he should invite his foster family to their performance. The only problem is, Techno never told them that he was playing an instrument.

    Written for SBI Summer Bingo 2023 prompt Music/Band

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    “The program’s being shut down. You are dismissed. Gather your things and report to the third floor for your discharge instructions,” the officer that had come in said to him plainly, like his words didn’t turn Techno’s entire world on its head.

    Or

    Techno is a child super soldier experiment and, when the program gets shut down, he gets taken in by General Phil Craft and his family and has to learn how to live a normal life.

    Written for SBI Summer Bingo 2023 prompt Experiments/Scientist Au

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    Techno and Wilbur are removed from their home and placed into emergency foster care. Wilbur promises Techno that he’ll always be there for him no matter what and that their brotherhood is the most important, but over time he starts getting distracted by other things.

    3 times Wilbur doesn’t keep his promise and 1 time he does.

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    Ah yes, the age old story of Philza Minecraft collecting children like they’re Pokémon cards. But this one’s mostly from Techno’s perspective.

    First 3 chapters are really short but it gets better I promise

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