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    "You're scaring him," the unrecognizable voice says flatly.

    "He should be scared." Hot breath fanned against Quackity's neck, and his whole body goes rigid. He squirms a bit, trying to worm his way out of this tall, British fuck's grasp. "His heart's beating all quick, like a spooked doe. It's precious."

    "You say that about every human you get attached to. And, every time, sooner or later, you get bored or a little too hungry."

    Quackity didn't like the way they were speaking about "humans" as if the word didn't apply to them.

    "I do not." Wilbur defended himself

     

    Or: Quackity caves and makes a deal with a vampire. Quackity’s blood for Wilbur’s protection. Unfortunately for Quackity, Wilbur is an asshole and also incredibly needy.

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    Wilbur was living his life, not really having anything to do. He didn't go to utah as he planned and his life is now just apathy and boredom. And than BANG, a child. But what now? Where are her parents? Oh. Oh shit.

    Or

    When daddy issues hit hard

    Okay, but really. This story will get more and more fucked up as I will write it and the tags will get more and more cursed. So.. yeah. Also some parts of the DreamSmp lore can be different, so sorry if anything confusing is happening.
    Also Wilbur is 41 after the revival.

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    Tommy DID NOT ask to be space adopted and is going to make that everyone’s problem.

    yet another sbi fic in which tommy is just a feral little guy.

    nolonger on hiatus but updates infrequent

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    Tommy thought silent was the best option and it was! Home was fine, School was fine, Everything was fine. He just had to go and fuck it up.

    Or, teenage pregnancy sucks so I made a fanfic about it

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    Clementine Watson, the biggest woman of all time, has gone through a lot of bullshit in her 18 years of life. The death of her mother, her father shutting himself away due to the loss of his wife, her brothers pushing her away and then leaving for college without keeping any sort of contact with her, her father trying to be apart of her life again, and coming to realize that she’s trans and coming out to her father and friends.

    So, yeah, it’s a lot, but thankfully she has a strong support system. AND she’s finally found something she’s passionate about! Making and designing clothes! And she has a lot of new friends at the recreation center’s art club. What could possibly go wrong now?

    Oh, wait, her brothers are coming back to visit after 8 years. Perfect.

     

    Or, Neglectful(?) SBI au but this time, transfem Tommy (Clementine) and I actually make Phil a good dad?

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    Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”

    Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”

    Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added. “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”

    Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”

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    The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.

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    If someone asked Tommy if he reincarnated into a fantasy novel he once read, what would he do? He would have simply said that he would enjoy that life to the fullest and just have some fun. But now that it actually happened, he wasn't as optimistic.

     

    This was my first fic and is now discontinued.

    Inspired by Death is the only ending for the Villainess because there is no dsmp version of it when I searched with tag. (MCD is because Tommy technically dies before becoming Theseus.)

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    IMPORTANT!!! I no longer support the creator Wilbur Soot after the allegations that were proven correct, I do not support abusers. However, I do not view c!Wilbur the same way as cc!Wilbur. I write about the character Wilbur Soot, not the real person William Gold. If you don't want to read this story, I totally understand, and it's your choice whether to read or not. Support victims, stay safe out there.

     

    He leaned back against the wall and closed his eyes. What could've been hours, even days later, he was awoken by the sound of a rushing train and two blinding lights. Finally. A Cheshire cat grin crept onto his face as he stood up. He was going back. And he was going to get revenge.

     

    TLDR;
    Wilbur has been passing time in limbo by fantasizing things. Now the question is, is this real or fake?

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    Getting arrested wasn't the greatest thing that had ever happened to Tommy.
    In fact, on his big list of 'THINGS THAT SUCK' with the title written in all caps, there it is was, right under "my annoying fucking roommates."
    His head hurt, his clothes were dirty, his hair was mussed, and his cell was sub-par to say the least.

    All in all, he'd give it a 2 out 5 stars---he'd stayed worse places AND he'd had to pay for them.

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    “He killed all of us! Is no one else mad about this??” Dream shouted back. Tubbo slowly thumped his head against the open book in front of him

    “If we look at the bright side, all government is finally abolished.” Techno contributed with a laugh that synced with another slam of Tubbo’s head. “No offence, Eret.”

    “None taken.” Eret sounded like they were smiling. They chuckled, “I’ll admit, I think I am kind of upset, but part of me is still in shock, so I haven’t quite gotten around to it.”

    //

    or,

    The aftermath of the DSMP finale. Tubbo has a conversation with other inhabitants in limbo. Things are relatively shitty.

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    Tommy Innes is a talented kid. His teachers know it. His friends know it. He knows it even if he doubts himself a lot.

    But his family doesn’t know it.

    His brothers, Techno and Wilbur, left when he was eight. That was eight years ago. He’s never seen them since. They never called, never texted, never sent a letter—not that many people did that nowadays. His dad isn’t around. No, he wasn’t dead, he just wasn’t home. Work stuff. Tommy knew that if he wanted to he could do less hours, not go on so many business trips but he also knew his father didn’t want to be around him. He’d known that for years now. So, his family didn’t know.

    And Tommy didn’t care to tell them.

    OR:
    Neglected!Tommy au where brothers come back and want to mend relationship along with Phil and a really talented Tommy with BAMF friends and teachers + found family.

    OR OR:
    The plot line that everyone basically knows but making it mine. PLUS IMPORTANT CHARACTER ERET (justice for lack of Eret in fics)

    !!!!!!! ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED !!!!!!!

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    William was only ever supposed to take his mandatory self defense lessons and continue on his routine as normal despite them.

    William was not meant to be abducted by pirates, and subsequently dragged on a multitude of adventures with said pirates over an ever lengthening period of time.

    Or, worst of all, be "gifted" a new name.

    What kind of name was Wilbur, anyways?

    --
    OR,

    this story follows Prince turned pirate, sissy to bitchy, boring to whoreing, stick in the mud to BAMF thats chugging rum, William genericroyallastname the third to Wilbur soot! And his journey from enemies to friends to family with a rag tag group of people that kinda sorta hate him (pirates and royalty dont mix, who wouldve guessed! But trust me the family will be found . . . At some point)
    (yes this synopsis is copy and pasted from my tumblr chaosismynamemf, what of it?)

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    DISCONTINUED

    Wilbur Soot wasn’t a character that particularly stood out.

    At least not to his knowledge, considering he’d practically done everything to blend into the background since he’d joined secondary school. Sure he’d been bullied and teased in his early teens, but that was something practically everyone went through at that age. Some habits stayed, some habits left.
    or; Wilbur Soot is just a really funky and sad guy trying to survive sixth form. Some things are okay but most things are miserable.

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    A BSD x QSMP fic

    No spoilers ;3

    No summaries

    Trigger Warnings at the beginning of all chapters :p

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    A collection of what happened and happens in the ‘Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed’ universe; the past, the present, and the future. AKA a further expansion of sequels and prequels I have yet the chance to write or insert in the main storyline in time, just a jumble of drabbles and me rambling :]

    I. The aftermath 3 years after the ‘Factory Incident’, and how two brothers cope with the past.

    II. How the Syndicate came to be, starting with a particular blond and a teen with flowy hibiscus hair.

    III. Two strangers imprisoned in the same cage opened each other's hearts slowly but steadily.

    IV. The daily life of two professionally trained doctors, cleaning up after their family who all have no self-perseverance.

    V. “How the fuck did you adopt so many children (and adults)?” -Wilbur

    VI. A little bonding between a former mafia member and a mafia boss.

    VII. “No, I’m not Phil’s secret biological son so shut the fuck up.” -Tommy

    VIII. The daily shenanigans of Benchtrio with an occasional Fundy visiting.

    IX. “Necromancy is poggers.” -Tommy again, probably

    IX.2. The SBI chapter that should have existed but doesn’t until now.

    (To be updated if I have more ideas!)

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    Wilbur Soot, internet celebrity, and the lead singer of Lovejoy, meets August, an talented fan with a passion for music. Their worlds collide during a Lovejoy show, leading to an unexpected offer for August to join the band right before their tour to America. As their musical journey intertwines, Wilbur discovers a deep mutual connection with August that could eventually change the way that they see each other forever.

    Or:

    Wilbur Soot, the hopeless romantic, falls in love for the first time right before the band goes on tour and really doesn't want to fuck it up.

     

    INACTITIVE DUE TO WILLIAM SPENCER PATRICK GOLD BEING AN ABUSIVE FUCKWAD. SUPPORT SHELBY

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    [A STATEMENT HAS BEEN RELEASED. IT IS UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT THIS FIC WILL CONTINUE. LOOK IN CHAPTER 7 FOR MORE INFO]

     

    Wilbur lives alone in the middle of the forest, and he likes it that way but when a little girl comes running to him for help he can't say no. He's an introvert, not cruel. When he comes across Quackity a man that he has a strong distaste for, he considers being cruel and leaving. Sadly, he doesn't and now he finds three people worming their way into his heart.

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    · · ·🌸🌸🌸· · ·

    In an attempt at escape from Dream and
    Techno's clutches, Tommy flees to the portal
    and somehow gets transported back in time
    when things were simpler, long before the
    server was even made.

    He knew he was given a second chance. He
    promises he won't fail them this time.

    · · ·🌸🌸🌸· · ·

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    A high school AU in which Quackity has had a crush on Wilbur for years; But no matter the amount of increasing interactions, Wilbur never returns the feeling...or does he?

    In other words, in moments of desperate love, he only had two choices; To live, or to die. But as a human being, who can end their life when you still have a glimpse of hope?
    Or Perhaps, in the end, the glimpse of light was nothing but hallucination and imagination.

     

    MOST CONTENT CURRENTLY GONE DUE TO HEAVY RECONSTRUCTION IN ALL CHAPTERS; WILL UPDATE THEM BACK WHEN ALL CHAPTERS ARE DONE EDIT;

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    The first thing Wilbur thinks when he wakes up is: This isn’t Utah.

    And he’d be correct, as he is not in a vast, hot desert, but inside a small room instead.

    A small room with an unmade bed, a cat, books, and other various personal things. All of which are most certainly not his. (Who the fuck is ‘Tallulah’?)

    And when he looks outside… Yep. This definitely isn’t Utah, because he’s pretty sure Utah doesn’t have a giant fucking titan and a giant fucking wall in it.

    Wilbur swallows, mouth dry. He shouldn’t be alive right now.

    But he is, and that’s that, as he hears the creak of a door opening.

    or , if c!wilbur ended up on quesadilla island instead of utah

    (based off of characters , not ccs)

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